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June 21, 2011, 01:46:58 AM
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Hi I'm insane and I am a cattle farmer I own one of the largest ranches in texas with over 500,000 cattle... I recently went on vacation for a bit to spend some of my profits from cattle farming.

While I was away the strangest thing happened. Someone came onto my property pretending to be me and started putting my cattle up for sale. I was astonished when I heard the news that most of my cattle had been sold when I returned. The Texas government has yet to track down the culprit but had located the main buyer of my cattle. A neighboring farmer named Kevin.

Kevin purchased all of my cattle at the whopping price of 1 cent a piece however he was only able to move 643 cattle to his property the time the police noticed the fraudulent sales were going on. Now this has drastically hurt the cattle market in my community but thankfully it will recover. However this A**hole Kevin claims he owns all of my cattle because "I" sold them to him. Can you believe this??? And to top it off he even wants to keep the 643 cattle he was able to take back to his farm whether he gets my other cows or not.

Now I always heard weed caused people to believe/want crazy things but this is ridiculous. Anyone ever heard of someone selling a cow for 1 cent??? I haven't.

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Rich A** Cattle-farmer Insanity
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June 21, 2011, 01:50:21 AM
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well played
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June 21, 2011, 01:51:13 AM
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YOUR VIRTUAL FIAT CATTLE IS WORTHLESS! (which beanie baby was a cow?)
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June 21, 2011, 01:53:56 AM
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June 21, 2011, 01:54:04 AM
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This.

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