Has Anyone Sucessfully Jacked Off While Driving?

[bonker]

Just wondering. I was on a long drive recently and thought that maybe wacking one off might be a good way to pass the time.. On steady motorway drives obviously.

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[saudibull]

Is that how you want paramedics to find your body mangled in the wreck, grasping your pogo stick.. ?  lol

[philips]

Meh, you don't impress me with that...try driving, wacking off and texting your mom at the same time.

Now, THAT... is multitasking.

[saudibull]

Meh, you don't impress me with that...try driving, wacking off and texting your mom at the same time.

lol

[skull88]

lol @ this topic 

[adamstgBit]

Is that how you want paramedics to find your body mangled in the wreck, grasping your pogo stick.. ?  lol

LOL!

once in high school
there was a man that was driving next to the bus jacking off. The bus being high up, gave everyone quite a disturbing view...
he was looking straight at the girls on the buss jerking furiously
probably one of the most disturbing things i ever saw.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

YES!

Please describe to me, in detail, how one is unsuccessful at such an act so I know what to look out for.

...probably one of the most disturbing things i ever saw.

So that was you that grimaced. My bad! That was a tour bus with seniors aboard I was trying to remember. Carry on!

[bonker]

YES!

Please describe to me, in detail, how one is unsuccessful at such an act so I know what to look out for.

Well, the main problem I find is the nagging voice in the back of your head telling you that what you're doing is a bad idea. Then I get the occasional truck pulling out and I completely loose concentration and go on the flop.