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December 03, 2010, 06:21:01 PM
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I'll start, the rules are simple, someone tells a joke and has/posts a BTC address :
 - you smile -> .5 BTC
 - you laugh -> 1 BTC
 - you ROFL -> 2 BTC

I'll start with one, courtesy of reddit

If you cheat, it's your karma points Cheesy

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.
It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.


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December 03, 2010, 06:37:18 PM
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I'll start, the rules are simple, someone tells a joke and has/posts a BTC address :
 - you smile -> .5 BTC
 - you laugh -> 1 BTC
 - you ROFL -> 2 BTC

I'll start with one, courtesy of reddit

If you cheat, it's your karma points Cheesy

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.
It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.



*groan*


you owe me 1 BTC

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December 03, 2010, 06:41:35 PM
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I'll start, the rules are simple, someone tells a joke and has/posts a BTC address :
 - you smile -> .5 BTC
 - you laugh -> 1 BTC
 - you ROFL -> 2 BTC

I'll start with one, courtesy of reddit

If you cheat, it's your karma points Cheesy

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.
It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.



*groan*
you owe me 1 BTC

You made me smile...

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December 03, 2010, 06:42:54 PM
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Satoshi met a banker who had a horseshoe above his front door. When Satoshi asked what the horseshoe was for, the banker said it was a good luck charm which kept interest rates favorable.

Satoshi snorted and asked the banker how he could believe such superstitious nonsense, to which the banker replied "Of course I don't believe it! But I've been told that it works, whether or not you believe."

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December 03, 2010, 09:15:43 PM
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Tyler's answer was way funnier than the joke itself !
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December 03, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
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Tyler's answer was way funnier than the joke itself !


Ok you made me laugh, now i owe you

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December 03, 2010, 10:10:52 PM
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Whats the hardest thing about walking in a fields of dead babies.

Your penis.
Use my forum address.

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December 03, 2010, 10:19:13 PM
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Whats the hardest thing about walking in a fields of dead babies.

Your penis.

Dude, is that supposed to be funny ?
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December 03, 2010, 10:45:32 PM
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Whats the hardest thing about walking in a fields of dead babies.

Your penis.

Dude, is that supposed to be funny ?


Probably not, I still owe him half a coin though XD

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December 03, 2010, 11:13:22 PM
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grondilu Your response made me smile got an address.

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December 03, 2010, 11:28:41 PM
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What gets louder as it gets smaller?






























A baby in a trash compactor.

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December 04, 2010, 12:30:02 AM
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What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

wow, threw up in my mouth a little

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December 04, 2010, 12:45:05 AM
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For a /b/ mask wearing avatar you seem weak in your soul destroying ways.

Whats worse then 10 babies in a dumpster.

1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

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December 04, 2010, 12:58:18 AM
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For a /b/ mask wearing avatar you seem weak in your soul destroying ways.

Whats worse then 10 babies in a dumpster.

1 baby in 10 dumpsters.


the mask is from V for vendetta, not my fault the b tards hijacked it

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December 04, 2010, 04:18:46 AM
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I swallowed some viagra. My neck has been stiff for 4 hours.
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December 04, 2010, 05:41:53 PM
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Read this one ages ago:

A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. “I’d like some raisin bread, please,” the man says politely.

The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view. As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction.

Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.

After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng. “Is yours raisin too?” the clerk yells testily.

“No,” croaks the feeble old man... “But it’s startin’ to twitch.”

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