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May 15, 2013, 06:38:47 AM
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Hi. I have been studying the cryptocurrency situation for a while now and think that there are not enough altcoins on the market. I am launching several new coins at the same time to provide a more robust portfolio...

Zimbabwe Dollar Coin ZDC. It has 21 million units maximum, but unnoticed software bugs (features) will make the decimal point move to the right every few years for newly mined blocks.

Ponzicoin PZC. 21 million total. The miners who make money in the first 10% of the 21 million receive a % from miners' rewards later. Next 10% of the 21 million receive a different cut. etc.

North Korea coin NKC. People who hold this coin think it is the best coin in the world and threaten to attack all other coins. It is difficult to buy food with this coin although some claim that they will permit cannibalism of body parts for NKC.

Kentucky Fried Chicken Coin. KFC. This is a physical blockchain of Kentucky Fried Chicken in WI, USA.  People are only allowed to eat from either end, not in the middle. Nobody can use a fork or we'll end up with multiple blockchains.

Dilute bitcoin coin DBC. This coin is intended to make all other alt coins lose value by its sheer existence on altcoin currency exchanges. Its consequence to bitcoin is unknown. It might make bitcoin more credible, or it might diliute it.

I Can't Wait Coin. ICWC This coin is intended to rush into use claiming to be innovative and having learnt from those before it. We don't need months or years to determine what didn't work and how to improve. Days and weeks are fine.

Pump and dump coin. PDC. Self explanatory. You should buy these now.

One Coin. OC. Only one coin is available. Premined. Capitalizes on the 'scarcity' of coins and ignores the ability to represent a coin using fractions. Note I'm selling 1 OC for 100 BTC or nearest offer.

Madoff Coin. MDC. Custom GPUs are needed for this coin. You can buy them from me. I promise good returns.

Pound Define coin #PDC. This coin is a better build of other alt coins that makes it easier for someone to create a new alt coin by just changing one line of code.

Pyramid Scheme Coin. PSC. The majority of the hashrate behind this coin is run by avalon asics hidden deep in the pyramids of Egypt.

Easter Egg Coin. EEG. This coin will have good adoption and everyone likes it. However it was all programmed by some reclusive guy in assembly language who disappeared 2 years ago saying "Good luck after 20.5 million...". I hope he meant well...

Regulated Coin. RC. Run by avalon ASICs at the IRS. Transaction fee is mandatory and equivalent to sales tax based on your IP address. All transactions have a bit to indicate whether for terrorist intentions or not. If a 0, then not for terrorist purposes. If a 1, then it is for terrorist purposes. If a 1, then the transaction fee is much higher and rumor has it that the military gets a bigger cut.

I trust my life savings to the core bitcoin devs coin. ITMLSTTCBDC. This coin requires a religious devotion to the devs who have a power to turn your coin inside out though rewrites to the algorithm and protocol. Insufficient devotion (likes on facebook) may result in the blockchain being rewritten with nasty messages about you.

Homeland Security Coin. HSC. 20% goes to HS. Mt Gox throws in 10% as well to keep things running smooth.

EDIT 05/16/13

Scamcoin. SCC. This is a great coin for trades across the bitcointalk forums. You send first. Scamcoin can also be traded to boost bitcointalk member status.

Awesome coin. AC. This is a clone of Royal Coin but has a better name and will therefore be more successful.

EDIT 05/16/13

ShitcoinCoin. Holding green was so yesterday. Brown is the new color of money.

Yeah Coin. YEC. This coin is immune to ASICs, Quantum computers, GPUs, Cores, Hyperthreading, CPUs, Transistors and Vacuums. It only recognizes rhymed couplets as proof of work that sufficiently resemble the works of Shakespeare. People started doing this manually but it became inefficient. Now thousands of monkeys have been diverted from the task of the infinite monkey theorem to mining Yeah Coin. Hell Yeah!

EDIT 05/18/13

Universe Coin. UVC Based on World Coin but operates on a larger scale. Transactions complete in 14.9 seconds so it will be the fastest. Rumor has it Martians premined but they are gullible for Scamcoin so good deals to be made.

DSC. Double spend coin. Spend your coins as many times as you want for a while. Transactions in 2 seconds.
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May 15, 2013, 06:49:26 AM
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lol. Half of these are just direct copies of current alt-coins. The other half are just waiting for their creators to figure out how to compile the binaries. It'll be nice to have this list though to categorize upcoming releases.
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May 15, 2013, 06:51:29 AM
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Nice attempt at humor that doesn't make me entertained in the least.
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May 15, 2013, 06:53:31 AM
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please add scamcoin to the list
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May 15, 2013, 07:26:17 AM
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I'm totally on board with this, good job.  I look forward to all of this.  Cheesy
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May 15, 2013, 07:28:50 AM
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they will go as far as this one that was posted in the newbie thread a few hours ago

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=205789.0
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May 15, 2013, 07:29:37 AM
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Kentucky Fried Chicken Coin
om nom nom tasty
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May 15, 2013, 07:42:46 AM
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I hope i didn't miss the train in all these coins  Shocked
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May 15, 2013, 08:48:45 AM
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Nice attempt at humor that doesn't make me entertained in the least.

I found this summary useful thanks. +1
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May 15, 2013, 08:54:20 AM
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Kentucky Fried Chicken Coin
om nom nom tasty

I ate tha BONEZ!!!!




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May 15, 2013, 04:51:56 PM
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I like the Zimbabwe dollar coin! LOL

https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/31849-zimbabwe-100-trillion-dollars


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May 15, 2013, 06:26:13 PM
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Nice attempt at humor that doesn't make me entertained in the least.

+1

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May 15, 2013, 06:28:34 PM
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Have you SEEN the amount of new alts? If anything, there are to much!
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May 15, 2013, 06:30:34 PM
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+1 for HSC Smiley

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May 16, 2013, 11:27:06 AM
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i freakin died out of laughter

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May 16, 2013, 11:28:29 AM
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Can't wait for KFC, because I'm hungry  Tongue
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May 16, 2013, 11:37:05 AM
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I'm waiting for someone to release: ShitcoinCoin

The difficulty is proportional to the rate at which people release shitty altcoins.
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May 16, 2013, 11:37:20 AM
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I LOL'd, thanks!
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May 16, 2013, 11:38:02 AM
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great post enjoyed it and made me laugh!


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May 17, 2013, 11:59:04 PM
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Brilliant! Thanks...    Cheesy

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