get the code right or ask for help

coders, if you are showing all of the variables on a page (those WU0:0, w0:0) and all of those other zeros, then you are NOT connected.

if it is returning kilohashes, and still showing zeros for the other data, then you are NOT connected.
(megahashes, whatever) If you are not receiving any data, you are not connected.

if it returns an error, then you have the means to tell us what the error is, not just check your name and password and website.

coinotron does not show any ping returns, nor can you see any ports open for communications. I suspect others are like this, and that is why the software has a hard time finding a connection.

if you can't see them (connections) , neither can your software. The "smart fellas" at thes sites just don't get it.

there are ways to check that port and see if it is active (alive)

Each and every piece of software I have run (all of the ...you name it I have run it, or tried to run it for the last 3 weeks, including all command line options, etc).

some is better than others, mos tof it is full of crap, whe nit says it is connected.

cgminer shows me connected and showing khashes or mhashes, but is not actually connected, as does reaper, rpc-miner (all of them), the guiminer interface (both regular and alpha), poclbm, bitcoin-qt, litecoin-qt, terracoin-qt, ppcoin-qt, ufa soft, scrypt miner, cpu mimer,. cuda miner.......whatever is available I have tried it, until I am blue in the face.

there must be some way to stop this crap and make sure the computer are actually connected by the http protocol.
somewhere, somehow there is a way things HAVE to be sure they are connected, like firefox or some other browser, and not just "psuedo" connected.

also, if it takes a 'make' command (rpc miner crap) to compile a program, to make it ready to run..... forget it, I do not program in "C" any more, or pascal or fortran ,or cobol or c++ or any other language, such as the "visual" languages, of which I am fluent (doing this since 1974 fellas, I am no dip shit) and 99% of us don't, period.
99% of all people on this forum and bitcoin forums all over the world cannot write code. Those languages ARE NOT readily available on windows 7, xp or 8, so if they need ot be compiled, then by god, give us the stupid compiler that does it, or at least, dip shit, TELL US which compiler we need. Not just bullcrap like "use the cmake command to do this stupid thing and then you MIGHT be able to run the software. Just how stupid is that anyway? YOU compile it and then let US have the EXE file. I don't have or keep "C" (or unbuntu, or linux, or red-hat, whatever) on my computer and windows can't find anything to use the "cmake" command, smart ass", so how did or do you think people are able to use that without having the language on the computer? I haven't seen one yet, pull one out of their ass and use it.

if you want to pick my brain in helping make you code the best to can be, then by all means ask away, my answers are free.
I never bullshit, I never lie, and I never hide shit you can't find. If i know it , I'll tell you. If I don't then I 'll tell you that, too, and then help you find the answer, the best I can.

The rest of you who think you know it all and want to hide what you know, people like me, already know and don't mind giving answers.

I have written code so much I was doing it in my sleep, literally. I would have sloutuions the next day.
Programmers (coders...call them what you want), know what I mean. I have found "there is always a solution". You may not like it (the solution) , but there is always an answer,.

please wake up and actually help people.

clues don't help, they make more questions.

stop making me(and everyone else) not be able to read and reply to this forum, in whole.
That this NOT the way to help people.
It is only YOUR way of suppressing good ideas and good questions and answers.
Pretty chickenshit if you ask me.
I don't want to wait until I have been logged on for however many hour, or whatever other hoops you think we should be jumping through.
Shit, I can't even GET to PM's, send one or receive or read one.

well, fellsas, fuck ;em, if they ask a question or send me a PM.
I'll never read it or answer it, or shit I can't even GET TO IT to do anything with it.

shit my name could be Einstein, and you dipshits would make me wait to give you the answer to E=MC2. By that time, we have all been blown up by the atom bomb.

newbies are fucked, spelled with a "F".