I've been inspired by all the hands out charity cases up in here so I thought I'd relay my own sob story to try and get some charity bitcoin!
You see, I was born into a large family of 17. Pappy left us when I was just 2, he ran off with a monkey or something. Mammy had to feed us all herself by selling popcorn individually to passing rich folk's children. She worked 23.9 hours a day without sleep. And when she did came home she was too tired to feed us. We had to eat pictures of food we found in magazines... if we were lucky!
When I got older I was forced to find work fixing tyres using my bear hands. My hands are so fucked up that I know now I will never be a surgeon or be any good at the children's game "operation". But it was enough to buy bear essentials such a toilet paper etc.
Either way if you all could find it in your hearts to send me some bitcoin, I can spend it looking after some injured llamas I have adopted from a bankrupt zoo.
send me some bitcoin up in here: 1P8zYjXx511hw6ahb7SPRtrm3ZgPmqpBAm
Oh lawdy praise be to your generosity!