[ANN] [ICO] DAG coin for IoT with massive scale, sharding and smarter contracts

[SatoNatomato]

To serve the needs of future trillion dollar IoT (Internet of Things) market, massive scale, zero-fee with nano-payments decentralized cryptocurrency will be developed.

ICO is for development and massive marketing of a cryptocurrency which will do everything on 1 centralized node with really fat hardware specifications and a swarm of various half-working clients. On top of this we add a thin sheet of seemingly distributed decentralized system and marketing buzzwords. Quickly, buy, else fear of missing out.

[LoyceV]

You seem to forget a flashy website with no scrollbar at the right, 12 stock-photographs of nerdy guys (and 2 girls), and to promise world peace.

In before asking for translation, bounty, white paper and roadmap

[SatoNatomato]

You seem to forget a flashy website with no scrollbar at the right, 12 stock-photographs of nerdy guys (and 2 girls), and to promise world peace.

In before asking for translation, bounty, white paper and roadmap

This is serious business, there is a foundation being registered at the local kinder-garden office as I type this.

The Foundation is tasked with developing the whitepaper and keeping it updated with just enough buzzword bullshit to feel relevant yet not too detailed to allow any form of objectionable criticism of it. That is a difficult and tedious task to achieve, which explains why the updated whitepaper with actual content will be released a few years from now, and not only the current Markov Chain of words generated from previous crypto whitepapers.

[TimeTeller]

You seem to forget a flashy website with no scrollbar at the right, 12 stock-photographs of nerdy guys (and 2 girls), and to promise world peace.

In before asking for translation, bounty, white paper and roadmap

This is serious business, there is a foundation being registered at the local kinder-garden office as I type this.

The Foundation is tasked with developing the whitepaper and keeping it updated with just enough buzzword bullshit to feel relevant yet not too detailed to allow any form of objectionable criticism of it. That is a difficult and tedious task to achieve, which explains why the updated whitepaper with actual content will be released a few years from now, and not only the current Markov Chain of words generated from previous crypto whitepapers.

Okay let's wait for the name of this foundation then... LOL
And the updated whitepaper even if there's no whitepaper yet, but the updated one will be released first. 

[Peppa2304]

Interesting....it's awesome. 

[Grahnite]

Shut up and take my MONEY!!!! OK, no, not really.

Seems like someone is taking a stab at IOTA here, if my sensors are not completely clogged up

[SatoNatomato]

Interesting....it's awesome. 

Yes. The Best IoT coin ever!

Whatever other coins and projects are doing, this coin will promise to do it better and later!

[Palakka]

Whats this? Your thread about this is not completed yet?
No one understand your offer here. Please post your about ico

[kamiyama]

You are always fighting CFB
He will probably come here
I’ve had it

[benjamin07]

I want to buy now please! Once the white paper is published, the price will skyrocket and I will miss out.

If you cannot accept money at this stage, at least I would like to register my will to buy on the virtual block chain of intentions (VBI).

That said, i would like to sell beer battered chips with coca cola as fuel to the minds mining on the VBI.

[tomsmith26]

Nothing to see what happens in the future . where is your website and your plans?
what is your main purpose for this coin? I need something real ?

[Supercoiner111]

Cheap rip off of IOTA, didn't even put any effort!

[SatoNatomato]

Teaser from whitepaper.

IoT and M2M, fully automated and intelligent economy will obsolete the future generations of humans and their decisions. As societies come to a halt in development, a freeze in this moment in time, defined by this Coin and as written in its smart contracts, the Things all connected, forever will continue to serve endless streams of cheap headphones and ICOs. So the future of this Coin looks bright. With it we lay the foundation for the final iteration of human society. All debts repayed, all current needs and wants satisfied. Lay down and listen to corporate smart connected machine definitions of your life and activities.

Technical implementation is left as exercise for the reader.

[byteball3r]

When is the ICO? Will Come-from-Beyond be joining the team?

edit: can we get a roadmap please?

[xx63245613]

DAG and IOT are hot topic now.Where can we find more information like team and website?Please dont just write few words here.

[SatoNatomato]

DAG and IOT are hot topic now.Where can we find more information like team and website?Please dont just write few words here.

Its a joke dude, to tell you any idiot can write a few words on a website, and can type IoT without actually even knowing anything about it. And people woumd buy it.

Be warned, stay vigilant, dont invest just because muh IoT muh DAG.

[ibemoe]

I want to donate but im just waiting on a confirmation via PM . this is a new account.

[aronschatz]

Holy crap. This is more information than all those others ICOs...

Sign me up.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[esboych]

Hopefully this much promising project is still developed under radars.. While most probably could be considered as abandoned.

[GussyBang]

Hopefully this much promising project is still developed under radars.. While most probably could be considered as abandoned.

No, they aren't... This project is not abandoned.