Newbie reporting for duty, sir!

[drofdelm]

This is my wallet. There are many like it but this one is mine. My wallet is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my wallet is useless. Without my wallet I am useless. I must transact my wallet true. I must encrypt stronger than my enemy, who is trying to hack me. I must evade him before he hacks me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my wallet and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.