Welcome to the world of Fartcoin, the new commerce system build for the future and backed by a tangible, smellable asset.
There will be a total of 511,350 tokens issued. This represents the number of days for the next 100 years multiplied by the average amount of farts a person has daily.
Each token is backed by a ball jar filled with a single fart and sealed to keep freshness and intrinsic value intact.
If you wish to claim your fart token for a jar of my farts you will simply sign a transaction with your shipping address and send it to the developers and I will ship it to you. There will be a minimal charge to cover the shipping costs and there will be a month waiting time before you can actually claim your jar of farts, in order to make sure I have enough supply and there wont be a run on the bank.
You may be thinking “How is the currency fungible, if every fart is different?” Well to that I respond that I will be eating the same diet that promoted healthy bowel movements in order to maximize the amount of farts and the consistency over a long period of time. True connoisseurs will be able to tell the difference between my brand and the brand of impostors who wish to try and pawn off their cheap stank as authentic.
The ICO will start in exactly seven days from now and we will limit the investment to 100 million dollars. Anymore than that im afraid we will have to turn down. We believe in a world where one day we can build an economy off the product of my hard earned eating labor. Tell all your friends about this once in a lifetime opportunity.
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