There is a possibility that I might need to spend about 200 USD worth of bitcoins on something worthless in the near future. I'm thinking 200 crumbled paper balls. I'm not buying right now and might not buy at all, but I need the security of knowing that I have someone to go to if I do. Any takers?
I can provide several choices:
1. Plain & crumpled.
2. With almost useful math and/or chemistry doodling on them in #2 pencil. Slightly smudged. Guaranteed to have been thrown across the room and into a trash can in 1 attempt. Occasional coffee watermark included at no extra charge.
3. A variety of fluorescent colors, shipped in a nice acrylic container from the Container Store.
4. Acid free cotton rag heirloom version.