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June 23, 2011, 01:02:23 AM
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Seriously.  Someone assaulted me with their SausageWallet.dat on Sunday, and stole 300 million perfectly good sperm.

Can we make it a rule now that nobody can use the following words in posts:

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Tradehill
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Lolz

Thanks.  Please sticky this and lock it.

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June 23, 2011, 01:05:43 AM
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LOL, I was really tempted to post something similar.

My cellphone was just hacked and someone stole a whole case of FUD. I've been saving that FUD, now I'm screwed. This is the end of everything, what am I going to do. If I don't have the FUD, Satan himself is going to kick my ass.

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June 23, 2011, 01:10:21 AM
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We can make that rule. Just to please you.

We will  meet in not-so-distant future.
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June 23, 2011, 01:10:50 AM
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It's just ridiculous.  It's bad enough I have to wade neck deep through homeless beggars on the way home from work, now I have to hear somebody whine about how they took a ton of bitcoins up front and then lost the money?  Cry me a fucking river.  If you're posting here, obviously you've seen the dozens of threads about how this person got hacked and how to secure your wallet.

"I just need a dollar to go buy some food!" when someone is missing all their teeth and high off their mind...

Stupidity aside, I'd be EMBARASSED to come on here after a week like we've all had and ADMIT that I got robbed.


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June 23, 2011, 01:11:16 AM
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We can make that rule. Just to please you.
Yes please... Please, please me!

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June 23, 2011, 01:11:32 AM
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WUT?

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June 23, 2011, 01:12:26 AM
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what about the word 'sperm'? you should include sperm

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June 23, 2011, 01:13:07 AM
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what about the word 'sperm'? you should include sperm

There's only 1 topic with "sperm" in it.  There's DOZENS of all the others.

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June 23, 2011, 01:46:38 AM
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great idea !!

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June 23, 2011, 03:18:52 AM
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Who stole his sperm? Spit it out now!




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June 23, 2011, 03:21:26 AM
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I had them all encrypted in two separate testicles, and now they're gone.

However, I've been mining since Sunday and now both testicle wallets are full again.

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June 23, 2011, 03:22:07 AM
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Thanks.  Please sticky this and lock it.

Must you use the word sticky in a thread about 300 million sperm?  Cheesy

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June 23, 2011, 03:22:24 AM
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I think we need to see the proof-of-work for that transaction. Might be a long chain, might be real short.

Next time he needs to encrypt his wallet. Sooo many ways it can escape into that big, dark hole and never return.
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June 23, 2011, 03:25:31 AM
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I think we need a roll back soon someone's gonna dump all 300mil into the market.

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June 23, 2011, 03:27:10 AM
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My BitSperm have become so worthless that I have to pay someone to take them off my hands.

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June 23, 2011, 03:29:18 AM
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Please sticky this and lock it.

I see what you did there...

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June 23, 2011, 03:30:25 AM
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June 23, 2011, 03:31:29 AM
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Now i am get that conception of negative value ... Your sperm, radioactive waste, bio-hazard trash ...

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June 23, 2011, 03:32:34 AM
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Now i am get that conception of negative value ... Your sperm, radioactive waste, bio-hazard trash ...

conception... lol too easy.

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June 23, 2011, 03:47:59 AM
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Oh sure, turn sperm into currency- SO MEN HAVE ALL THE MONEY!!!

Just another plot by the Patriarchy...
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