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[hensi]

Jab kismat hi ho phuddu,, jab kismat hi ho phuddu.........tab kya karega bournvita wala dudhu!! @|"/=§¥€£*

[DrCherryCollier]

wow amazing ,,, i love jock ,,,,,
i always like jokes       

[Ketan1234]

It is really funny.

[rohnearner]

Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have?

Nice tits.

I have nice tits too.! :p Huge  man boobs.. but i don't get Friends..? why so.? :p

[rohnearner]

So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India
 1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time

2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life

3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you

4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA

5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India

6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss

7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks

8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals

9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars

10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D

[bitkanu]

So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India
 1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time

2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life

3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you

4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA

5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India

6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss

7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks

8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals

9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars

10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D

nice article on India its such trues line which happens in my daily life

[dashingriddler]

So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India
 1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time

2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life

3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you

4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA

5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India

6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss

7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks

8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals

9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars

10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D

I agree !

[xb0x]

So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India
 1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time

2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life

3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you

4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA

5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India

6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss

7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks

8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals

9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars

10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D

haha, yes. Need to agree.

[xb0x]

Jokes? Here you go:

One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies, "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy. That was how I strained my back." Later that day, a second patient arrives and he appears he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible! What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it! I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how the fridge fell on me, or where it came from!" Before closing hours, the third patient came in. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asked, "What the hell happened to you?!" The patient replies, "Well, It started like this - I was hiding in a fridge..."

[rohnearner]

Jokes? Here you go:

One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies, "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy. That was how I strained my back." Later that day, a second patient arrives and he appears he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible! What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it! I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how the fridge fell on me, or where it came from!" Before closing hours, the third patient came in. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asked, "What the hell happened to you?!" The patient replies, "Well, It started like this - I was hiding in a fridge..."

This is how a lady fncks all three men at once..!

[newIndia]

Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have?

Nice tits.

I have nice tits too.! :p Huge  man boobs.. but i don't get Friends..? why so.? :p

You may contact Vod regarding this

[hensi]

modi to amit shah
modi : chal maze lete hai...
amit shah : kaise?
modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha

[deadley]

modi to amit shah
modi : chal maze lete hai...
amit shah : kaise?
modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha

nice one, before election Mayawati told she wont give support to MODI in any condition.

she was right coz she did not won even single seat so how she will give support without MP.

lol

[dashingriddler]

Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any

[hensi]

Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any

hahahahahaha...nice one. congress will operate on whatsapp and now bjp will have to use another service.

[newIndia]

Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any

hmm.... now I get it... this is the reason they gave a ticket to Nandan Nilekani... hmmm

[dashingriddler]

AAP can hire a driver and still go to LS in Tata Nano while the Congress would need an RTC bus

[1bithot]

Moral of 2014 Elections:

A Gujarati can do anything if denied a VISA to US.

[amitrwt]

Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "

[deadley]

Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "

lol, It is really nice. hope it will be true.