Jokes - Off topic

[xb0x]

Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "

haha, it makes me lol

[dashingriddler]

Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "

Good one !

[bitmaster111]

- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- CP
- CP who?
- You'll never be able to mine Bitcoins that way!

[ashish12]

Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "

I would be saving 1 bitcoin for that day

[amitrwt]

Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "

I would be saving 1 bitcoin for that day

I can sense your grand-kids got a wealthy future :p and i don't think you'll face that question if you'll have 1 whole bitcoin then.

[dashingriddler]

Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "

"Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though"

[amitrwt]

Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "

"Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though"

Haha... if I may ask on what you are planning to spend your btc in 2020.? I just hope you'll be able to buy an Island with bitcoin till then :p

[dashingriddler]

Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "

"Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though"

Haha... if I may ask on what you are planning to spend your btc in 2020.? I just hope you'll be able to buy an Island with bitcoin till then :p

Um we dont have so many islands in the world then

[hyipworld]

Satoshi: We'll change the world!
Community: Yay! Yay!
Satoshi: Goodbye for 10 years.
Community: Nope! No...

10 years later...

Satoshi: We changed the world!
Community: Huh? Who are you?

[anujjain]

Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "

Its really very nice. make me smile too.

[dashingriddler]

Husband goes to an ENT doctor and informs that he is having a doubt with the hearing capability of his wife which seems to have decreased significantly since few months and he loves his wife so much that he do not want his wife to know about it but really want to get her treated.
Doc suggests the husband to know from how far she can hear the normal tone voice by trying to talk to her from different distances.
Husband sees that the wife is cooking something in kitchen and facing the wall.
Husband uns to the main door and "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply
Comes 3 steps closer - "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply
Comes 3 more steps closer - "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply
Comes near her ear and says "honey what are you cooking?"
Wife turns and screams - "For gods sake this is the fifth time i m saying 'i am cooking pasta honey!' "