A chihuahua is what you end up with when you go dog shopping with your wife/girlfriend while you are both drunk and high. Almost anything sounds good under those conditions. Once you sober up you're like I did WHAT? WTF was I thinking?? To make matters even worse, a chihuahua isn't even a real dog... it's a snack for a real dog
And it sure as heck ain't worth no $1500+
At least in that condition you can blame the drugs and/or booze. If you were sober and still came home with the rat dog then it's time to turn in your man card
