Trying to build my reputation upon trust (Escrow Agent)

Hello good people of the bitcoin world,

I am coming to you today to ask for your consideration of my employ as your escrow agent. Obviously I am not yet trustworthy as I joined the site moments ago and this is only my fourth post.

What I propose to demonstrate my trustworthiness is to have you send me any amount of btc you wish to entrust me with and I will send it to the address of your choosing minus any network transaction fees (~0.0005 btc). I will not let you down.

I want to be the number one escrow agent on this site available to one and all. Once I achieve a certain level of respectability I'll launch a website to automate the process.

FEES:
Single transactions will be charged a 2.5% fee or 0.1 BTC whichever is higher.
Second and all future transaction will cost 1%.

Give me a try, I will not dissapoint. PM me if you'd like to test me.