[ANNOUNCE] COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. ***ASIC MINERS DELIVERY NOW*** [spoof]

[dogie]

"We", being an unspecified, generic and non specific group of persons who probably don't exist, apparently based in some reputable western country but probably in an internet cafee in Nigera... Our accounts all have 20 posts registered in May but we just watch communities no post.

Wish to present to you, the idiot public, our latest ground breaking scam. No one has ever attempting anything similar, apparently, so we copied what everyone else did and launched our own scam! After extensive research, we have designed an ASIC miner which we don't need to prove exists or provide any evidence or specific but... BUY NOW ONLY 999999 btc send now for priority shipping ready tomorrow we promise.

Our shit freeware website with broken links, pages and google'ed generic bitcoin images is www.talkingshit.com.

SEND 999999 COINS TO 15UhE4x7d1hD2o2YKCcdddzuhymsTKdeuz

Edit: Added proofs of design



Specs are something something something something ..... ORDER NOW






tldr: when you idiots try and make a shitty scam, at least spend more than 20 minutes making your shitty website and trying to get shitty preorders for your non-existant shitty product.

[A Meteorite]

Excellent! This looks like a great buy!

[pikeadz]

[dogie]

SIRS KINDLY SEND WE WESTERN UNION PAYMENTS TO NIGERIA OUR LOCAL AGENT PICK IT UP WE NO DO ESCROW BECAUSE THEY CHARGEBACK KINDLY THANK YOU SIR.

[crazyates]

I tried to send the 999999 BTC, but it says something about "insufficient funds". Can you confirm that the address in the OP is correct?

[dogie]

WE HAVE VERIFIED WITH JOHN K


HE IS ACTUALLY A MERMAID THATS WHY HE SITS AT HOME DOING ESCROW OKAY THANKS NOW

[bennybong]

Damn, 0.5btc short!

[k9quaint]

My faith in humanity is renewed.
But I don't have 999999 bitcoins. 

[QuestionAuthority]

If you tell me you're connected to BFL I'll send the money now!

[knybe]

Do you accept Libery Reserve??

[QuestionAuthority]

Do you accept Libery Reserve??

Good point! If you accept Liberty Reserve I'll take two.

[John (John K.)]

The mermaid gives his fish of approval.

[dogie]

Do you accept Libery Reserve??

Good point! If you accept Liberty Reserve I'll take two.

YES SEND NOW WE SEND YOU PIDGEON

If you tell me you're connected to BFL I'll send the money now!

WE LFB - Late, Fucking, Bull.

[Biomech]

Will you accept 1,000,000 1936 Reichsmarks? If so, I'm in. 

[John (John K.)]

Moved back here temporarily for educational purposes. 

[shep80]

Awesome thread 

[QuestionAuthority]

Moved back here temporarily for educational purposes. 

 

[John (John K.)]

Moved back here temporarily for educational purposes. 

 

I moved this to OT originally, but decided that the Custom Hardware subsection needs some educational material. I'm sick of yet-another-scam-ASIC (TM) popping up again with noobies in the tow.

[pikeadz]

The one thing that always gets me is the horrible grammar and silly spelling errors.  The scammers probably do make good money scammin', but can't be bothered to pay someone on fiverr or textbroker the $5 to proofread or even author the pages for them.  Idiots.

[QuestionAuthority]

Moved back here temporarily for educational purposes. 

 

I moved this to OT originally, but decided that the Custom Hardware subsection needs some educational material. I'm sick of yet-another-scam-ASIC (TM) popping up again with noobies in the tow.

Oh, lol. Yeah, it is bad news. It's amazing that "newbies" will fall for it. Have these people lived in caves all their lives?