[ANNOUNCE] COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. ***ASIC MINERS DELIVERY NOW*** [spoof]

[Biomech]

Moved back here temporarily for educational purposes. 

 

I moved this to OT originally, but decided that the Custom Hardware subsection needs some educational material. I'm sick of yet-another-scam-ASIC (TM) popping up again with noobies in the tow.

Oh, lol. Yeah, it is bad news. It's amazing that "newbies" will fall for it. Have these people lived in caves all their lives?

having spent most of my life in the so called real world, I'd say yes. The Average Man (TM) Is significantly dumber than a rock. And proud of it!

[dogie]

Moved back here temporarily for educational purposes. 

 

I moved this to OT originally, but decided that the Custom Hardware subsection needs some educational material. I'm sick of yet-another-scam-ASIC (TM) popping up again with noobies in the tow.

Oh, lol. Yeah, it is bad news. It's amazing that "newbies" will fall for it. Have these people lived in caves all their lives?

Its not only newbies falling for it :/ People (including me, historically) get blinded by money.

In a way you could work off liklihood of scam, potential return and hedge your bets, but any money to scammers is too much.

[John (John K.)]

Moved back here temporarily for educational purposes. 

 

I moved this to OT originally, but decided that the Custom Hardware subsection needs some educational material. I'm sick of yet-another-scam-ASIC (TM) popping up again with noobies in the tow.

Oh, lol. Yeah, it is bad news. It's amazing that "newbies" will fall for it. Have these people lived in caves all their lives?

Its not only newbies falling for it :/ People (including me, historically) get blinded by money.

In a way you could work off liklihood of scam, potential return and hedge your bets, but any money to scammers is too much.

+1. My track record isn't that clean either...*cough*Pirate*cough*. 

[k9quaint]

Moved back here temporarily for educational purposes. 

 

I moved this to OT originally, but decided that the Custom Hardware subsection needs some educational material. I'm sick of yet-another-scam-ASIC (TM) popping up again with noobies in the tow.

Oh, lol. Yeah, it is bad news. It's amazing that "newbies" will fall for it. Have these people lived in caves all their lives?

Its not only newbies falling for it :/ People (including me, historically) get blinded by money.

In a way you could work off liklihood of scam, potential return and hedge your bets, but any money to scammers is too much.

Your posts are obscuring my view of the money printing machine! I CAN BARELY SEE IT FROM PAGE 2!

[sgravina]

I tried to post one of these scam miners a while back but the forum deleted my post almost immediately.  Since it has come up again here is a picture of my scam miner hardware.  It's only 4.99 BTC and does a lot of hashes, too many to count.

For those who are skeptical.  It uses quantum tunneling to pick random hashes from a negative dimensional space of previously solved blocks.  This has been imagined to solve future blocks in 1/N time.  It works best for white people.

[QuestionAuthority]

Moved back here temporarily for educational purposes. 

 

I moved this to OT originally, but decided that the Custom Hardware subsection needs some educational material. I'm sick of yet-another-scam-ASIC (TM) popping up again with noobies in the tow.

Oh, lol. Yeah, it is bad news. It's amazing that "newbies" will fall for it. Have these people lived in caves all their lives?

Its not only newbies falling for it :/ People (including me, historically) get blinded by money.

In a way you could work off liklihood of scam, potential return and hedge your bets, but any money to scammers is too much.

+1. My track record isn't that clean either...*cough*Pirate*cough*. 

Yeah, I guess I can join that club. *cough*Bitcoinica/CryptoXchange/Nefario*cough*

[snowcrashed]

Is there a way I can send more than 999999 BTC?  Can I send 999999 to multiple addresses to get several orders?

[dogie]

Is there a way I can send more than 999999 BTC?  Can I send 999999 to multiple addresses to get several orders?

ofc

[dan99]

Scam & Scum everywhere ..

[Amph]

it's ok if i pay you in satoshi? so 999999 satoshi?

[ShadowedStranger]

THIS IS A SCAM EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS IS TOO LOW STATS FOR ANY REAL BITMINING MACHINE MY ASIC IS 28NM AND COSTS ONLY 1 BITCOIN AND GETS 25-50 TH/S PLEASE SENT WIRE TRANSFER OR BITCOINS ONLY TO MY ADDRESS 1NOTSCAMREALASIC1312078G43947HGEA

EDIT: WE AREE SHIPPING NEXT WEEK YOU CAN TELL WE ARE NOT A SCAM WE ARE WHOLESALERS FOR BFL AND WE ASSEMBLE THEIR CHIPS SO YOU KNOW WE ARE NOT A SCAM JUST LIKE BFL

[dogie]

it's ok if i pay you in satoshi? so 999999 satoshi?

nty

[NR3000]

[k9quaint]

Does the OP take credit cards?

[Quix]

Does the OP take credit cards?

Yes, but only Discover.

[oaxaca]

I am happy to bring you, the COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. Pass Through

Shares:
Each 1 share of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT represents 1 share of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. maintained and verified by either “Dogbreath” or any officially designated exchange.

Dividends
Each COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT share has the right to 100% of the dividends of 1 COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. share.
The amount of the dividend is defined as amount distributed by “Dogbreath” and/or any officially designated exchange.

Dividends will be paid within 48 hours of a payment from COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC..

Voting Rights
Any public votes presented by COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. to all shareholders of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. may be voted on towards a single decision by the COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT shareholder account.

Deposit shares:
Until an officially designated exchange is online, you will need to send “Dogbreath” a message and ask him to transfer your shares to the COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT asset. You will also need to send us a msg stating the number of shares, and the address they are being transferred from.
Once “Dogbreath” confirms the transaction we will transfer the COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT shares to your account.
There is no fee to import shares.

Withdraw shares:
To withdraw shares of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. you will need at least 250 shares.
There is no fee for this service.
Shares will be transferable to an account on any officially designated exchange of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC..

Supplemental dividend plan:
“Dogbreath” has confirmed that once the passthrough reaches 5,000 shares it will receive a board member seat. The current COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.plan is that each board member will receive a trial COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. mining board. If the passthrough receives this board, 95% of the mining income will be paid out to the shareholders of COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT as an additional dividend payment. Additional dividend disbursement will be no more longer than every COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. dividend disbursement. At the discretion of the COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC.-PT issuer, these extra dividends may be distributed sooner.

Link to asset:
https://iamfullofshit.com/asset/COMPANY_NAME_IN_CAPITALS_INC.-PT

[Bitcoinorama]

Well I see nothing of concern here, definite green light. Hope you can deliver before August like all the others!

[KS]

I am offering a new buyer-protection service: escrow reversal.

I will escrow the funds until they ship the product. When they do, I will send the funds to an undisclosed address under my escrow service's control, then you can send back the unit to the manufacturer and ask for your order to be canceled at no charge. This way, you won't have to pay for the unit.

[peacemaker420]

hash rate??? OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maqifrnswa]

I received a dev demo unit. See cgminer output below

 cgminer version 3.1.0 - Started: [2013-05-15 12:40:54]
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 (5s):lots (avg):42Th/s | A:432847907  R:0  HW:234  U:14341/m  WU:234/m
 ST: 2  SS: 0  NB: 2966  LW: 99936  GF: 3140  RF: 0
 Connected to mining.eligius.st diff 1 with stratum as user 1QrjskeiWEGa32...
 Block: 00d342d6aaa3c258...  Diff:15.6M  Started: [13:09:26]  Best share: 93G


Has a few hardware errors, will be worked out in a firmware upgrade.

Will sell demo unit for 1500000BTC
1Q2rRMA2Af2TPtwjy89MoxyuVxPbfTwx1C