[ANN] SHIT token. Listed on exchange. Free airdrops! 999 Trillion tokens.

[Blurb]

...white paper...

Toilet paper is...white...right?

[ShitTeam]

Also can I convert my original SHIT into the SHIT token?

Absolutely! We will be distributing SHIT tokens to the holders of the original SHIT coin. We have below bounty specifically for that distribution (see OP).

Help us distribute tokens to the holders of the original POW SHIT coin: 5 Trillion SHIT.
We prefer coin dev to do it or an active member of the community. You need to create a snapshot of the blockchain, verify coin ownership using signed messages, keep verifiable public record of the distribution. We will provide tokens, but you need to send them out (think fees).

If you can't wait to get your SHIT tokens please help us to find the right person to do the bounty. Thanks!

[ShitTeam]

We would like to run just one more crowdsale test before we go live with the ICO. We have a sweet bounty for people who can help us test our contract on the testnet. Please help us and get the easy bounty.

Here is the thread: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2176940.0

[mohiulbd]

Not sure about the concept of this project, but it will be an attractive project

[Odeoke]

This is really nice piece of shit no need say anything other about this project. I'm speechless to see the total supply of this coin what is amazing kind of project better to avoid from this shit. What is the reason why supply is really huge.

[ShitTeam]

This shit has no chance Even at price 1 satoshi per SHIT, marketcap for this coin would be too big, unrealistic.

Let us address this and the other concerns about the giant supply of SHIT. We do not believe there is some kindof lower boundary on the SHIT price. 1 SHIT token can and should cost less then 1 satoshi. BTW, SHIT has no value if you forgot

For example, lets take a look at how we will do our own ICO. Lets say only 2 people contributed to the ICO. They contributed 9 satoshi and 990 satoshi (in Ether). 10% of the total supply is distributed through the ICO, so 99.9 Trillion SHIT was distributed. The first person will receive 900 Billion SHIT and the second person will receive 99 Trillion SHIT. So they got SHIT at the price of 0.00000000001 satoshi/SHIT

So everything should work just fine. Please let us know if you see any other examples were our giant total supply might be an issue.

[xCryptoManiaX]

Good for your plants? Pff, I can make this token myself then

[ShitTeam]

We would like to run just one more crowdsale test before we go live with the ICO. We have a sweet bounty for people who can help us test our contract on the testnet. Please help us and get the easy bounty.

Here is the thread: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2176940.0

The test is running on the test net now. You can help up and you will get the bounty! https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2176940.0

[RenegadeMind]

I friggin' love it! Sounds like some wonderful SHIT!

I tried to launch VaporwareCoin a number of years ago ('round abouts the time the first SHITcoin was launched), but the mods here deleted my post. So sad. VaporwareCoin promised so much, and was guaranteed to deliver nothing.



It even had cute animals!



Like, who could resist cute animals?

It delivered too! Here's the github!

https://github.com/RenegadeMinds/VaporwareCoin

And to this day, it remains vaporware! (Does it need an ICO to truly succeed?)

Best of luck to you in your SHIT relaunch!

(Should I be wishing you SHIT luck? Not sure here. Kind of, well, shit, not sure.)

[ShitTeam]

I friggin' love it! Sounds like some wonderful SHIT!

I tried to launch VaporwareCoin a number of years ago ('round abouts the time the first SHITcoin was launched), but the mods here deleted my post. So sad. VaporwareCoin promised so much, and was guaranteed to deliver nothing.

...

It even had cute animals!

...

Like, who could resist cute animals?

It delivered too! Here's the github!

https://github.com/RenegadeMinds/VaporwareCoin

And to this day, it remains vaporware! (Does it need an ICO to truly succeed?)

Best of luck to you in your SHIT relaunch!

(Should I be wishing you SHIT luck? Not sure here. Kind of, well, shit, not sure.)

This is awesome! But VaporwareCoin might have been a little bit ahead of its time. Too radical. 2013 was about POW/POS coins, 2017 is about ICOs, Vaporware next?

But cute animals were definitely right on the target! That's 2013. Look at what DOGE did!

Did you manage to build even a tiny VaporwareCoin community before the thread got deleted? We might consider to use a tiny share of the Distribution reserve to distribute the tokens to VaporwareCoin community. Yes, this reserve is for distributions to the holders of the shitty ICOs, but we might use a very tiny part of it for innovations like VaporwareCoin.

[ShitTeam]

Testing has finished! We're good to go.

The ICO start date will be announced soon. Please follow this thread.

[ShitTeam]

We have the big announcement!

SHIT token ICO starts on September 19th 2017!!!

[Vlad2Vlad]

Really good name. HONEST ICO.

How is it honest when he's basically hijacking my coin, SHT.

Bastard thinks he's gonna click his heels 3 times and just like that he takes my coin and turns it into an ICO scam?

Ain't happening!!!

[Vlad2Vlad]

This is really nice piece of shit no need say anything other about this project. I'm speechless to see the total supply of this coin what is amazing kind of project better to avoid from this shit. What is the reason why supply is really huge.

Yeah, cause it was my idea.

And the idea was to make the shittiest coin possible and make it succeed just to show how shitty 99% of devs/coins out there really are.  It was meant to be the yardstick by which other devs and coins were measured with. 

This DOUCHBAG is stealing my coin and my idea. 

This guy is running an ICO scam!!!

[necromastery]

What the hell is this? sounds like valorbit which have huge supply but worth nothing. This dev really doing "joked". What's worth doing something obviously scam and useless like this. Better wasting your time for your hobbies

[ShitTeam]

If you don't know, Vlad2Vlad is the developer of the original proof of work SHT coin we mentioned in the announcement. We do not want to do anything with his community that he doesn't approve. That's why:

SHIT token distribution to the holders of the old POW SHT coin is cancelled.

We want to have friendly projects. Let's have fun! Let's not have shit legal battles.

[ShitTeam]

Not sure about the concept of this project, but it will be an attractive project

There is no distribution to the old SHT coin anymore, so this allows us to make our concept shorter and much more clear. 

SHIT token Mission Statement:
Most of the SHIT token supply is allocated for distributions to people who invested in shitty ICOs. The shittier the better!

[vangend]

...white paper...

Toilet paper is...white...right?

The white paper got flushed away.

[ShitTeam]

SHIT token announcement was translated into 9 languages! We already have some thriving international communities. SHIT token was the first in the history of crypto translated into Ilocano language. We've made history!

SHIT hits the fan!

International Threads:

• Russian: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2179233
  
  
• Filipino: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2175067
  
  
• Chinese: ANN https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2189925 Bounty https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2189916
  
  
• Portuguese: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2184108
  
  
• Dutch: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2177542
  
  
• Italian: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2180063
  
  
• Hindi: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2180393
  
  
• Ilocano: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2187481.0
  
  
• Esperanto: https://bitcoingarden.org/forum/index.php?topic=19292.new
  
  

[A62662]

There have been so many shit ICOs, so much stupidity and craziness that we've decided to relaunch SHIT coin as an ERC-20 token designed specifically for ICO space. SHIT tokens will be distributed to people who invested in the shitty ICOs.

The SHIT token
Good for your plants!
Specifications
That's shitty!

• ERC-20 Ethereum token
• No Premine, No Presale, No ICO bonuses
• Coin symbol: SHIT
• Total supply: 999 Trillion (999,000,000,000,000) SHIT!  That's as shitty and absurdly ridiculous as any shitty ICO can possibility ever get. Everybody's a billionaire!
• Whitepaper: needed (see bounties)

Allocation:

• 70% of all tokens are allocated for distributions to people who invested in shitty ICOs
• 10% will be distributed in our own ICO
• 20% will go to bounties and ShitTeam developers

Mission Statement
Get some SHIT for your shit!

Most of the SHIT token supply is allocated for distributions to people who invested in shitty ICOs. The shittier the better!

The exact details are not yet finalized. We are looking for the feedback from the community on this idea. How do we do this in a fun way? Let's share some tokens with the people who did shitty investments and let's invite them to our community.

SHIT ICO
Flush your money down the toilet!

• 10% of the total SHIT supply will be distributed during the ICO. 99.9 Trillion (99,900,000,000,000) SHIT
• ICO start date is September 19th, ICO will last for one week
• You can contribute only Ether
• You need to own the private keys to your Ethereum wallet or you will get no SHIT!

Since everybody loves ICOs we will have our own SHIT ICO. We will not have bonuses. SHIT token will not have a fixed ICO price because it's shit, shit has no value. Once ICO ends we will do a big SHIT dump. We will divide all SHIT ICO tokens between all the people who contributed into the ICO according to the amounts of Ether contributed. So if you contributed more you will get a larger share.

But don't rush to flush your money down the toilet just yet! We want to discourage people from "investing" because all you really get out of it is shit. Shit has no value. You will not make "profit". That's why we're distributing only 10% of the total supply. You don't get much, so contribute very little. This is just for fun. We do ICO so people who love ICOs would join our community. Please contribute only small amount of Ether into SHIT ICO. And no matter how small your contribution is you will probably became SHIT billionaire anyway. But If you want even more SHIT tokens consider doing one of the many bounties instead of "investing" more ether into our ICO.

Bounties
Become a billionaire!

We have many bounties, most of them are easy to get! Please visit the official SHIT token bounties thread and earn some SHIT:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2174788

International Threads
SHIT hits the fan!

• Russian: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2179233
  
  
• Filipino: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2175067
  
  
• Chinese: ANN https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2189925 Bounty https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2189916
  
  
• Portuguese: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2184108
  
  
• Dutch: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2177542
  
  
• Italian: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2180063
  
  
• Hindi: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2180393
  
  
• Ilocano: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2187481.0
  
  
• Esperanto: https://bitcoingarden.org/forum/index.php?topic=19292.new
  
  

You should do an airdrop and allocate 0.1 SHIT to everyone that PM's you for it. That would be awesome. LOL.