As embberrassing as this is to share, hope it helps someone else.
Please don't respond saying "You're so stupid" I already know
What happened:: I didn't do research, was caught up in the blindness of wanting a D3, and purchased through a reseller
Scammers Profile Link: Victor Brands LTD
bitcoin-miner-store.com (didn't link because I don't want to help them)
Amount Scammed: ~$3300 USD
1.20598135 BTC
Payment Method: BTC
Proof of Payment: https://blockchain.info/address/12xiRaqQUToUjQJsZTbCYrL4p4FR92xWfSPM/Chat Logs: None. Absolutely no response from emails etc. When I bought, my order said shipping for mid-August
Additional Notes: They are constantly updating their site, including adding 'reviews' that say how their shipping was fast, how they just received the miner etc