can someone on here please make a straight forward guide on setting up namecoin

Hello
I've recently discovered what coud be a significant oppoutunity on the web.It's namecoin.The problem I have is why cant these things just be straight forward to setup from the get go,without knowing anyhting complex such as DNSs,domain registration,command line stuff n nyhting else thats stupidly complex.

Here's what i want straight forward answers to:
1.Is namecoin easy to setup in GUIMiner?
2.Please find me a namecoin pool,that allows me to setup an account with username and password,so that I know where to point my miners to get namecoins WITHOUT the needless pain of getting a domain name.
3.Why do these people who create things never think about ease of use like the guy who made hte official btc client?as He did a good job making it easy for people like me and it worked fin on my mac.
4.How can I mine solo and as part of a pool?
5.How can I exchange them for money?
6.How can I find out the exchange rate for namecions vs $ and other currencies?
7.I've followed all available tips via the cmd in win 7 yet nothing works as I had to make use of the cmd based program as there was no GUI at the time.The only 2 GUI versions I've seen so far are far too buggy and are NOT self contained like the Bitcoin Official client which has made setup a major problem for me.
8.I think that if software developers don't wanna get hassled or sued,then please make sure that any program you make is DESIGNED for the typical user and not a hard core command line geek.STOP keeping good things to yourself and let every1 else get a fair share ok.

I'm just frustrated at the unneccessary level of difficulty of these promising projects that are meant to make me money.Thanks to the constant stream of seemingly incomprehensible answers I'm getting on namecoin setup,I've never been more stressed and now experience burnout because a simple thing has turned awry and over complicated for a guy who just wants his work done as painlessly as possible.
I'm sure you can understand my frustration on getting things to work that are supposed to make me money but then it's suddenly got too hard.I could stick to BTC mining but the difficulty is too high for my GPU,so am forced to move to namecoin for easier mining on GPU.GPU upgrade in process but it's not easy,waiting 4 the gpu 2 b in stock again.

If you guys can rly straighten things up for em it'd be very much appreciated and take away all teh stress I had recently over it's complex setup