Six months from now we'll all have VirusCoin installed through the TrojanCoin client because of the TorCoin network that none of us even realized we were on.
Then the FBICOIN will make an appearance through a mandatory upgrade of our OS through either DOZCOIN, LINCOIN, NIXCOIN or AIXCOIN or through our pre-installed ISPCOIN, causing each of us to merge-mine ChainsCoin and EvidenceCoin (the government doesn't give a FUCK about cool names or 3-5 character limits...c'mon) for SelfIncriminationCoin.
This will lead to a rise in CrimeCoin mining on rogue rigs that were originally not connected to the InterWebZ.
Eventually, tensions will rise to the point that JackBootedThugCoin will make its inevitable appearance and RevolutionCoin will be born of BloodCoin and WarCoin.
In 2017 we will be trading bread for eggs.
PS - You are welcome for the names of tomorrows coins.