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May 31, 2013, 11:27:38 PM
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Behold unto my glory!!

I have risen from purgatory to guide my Bitcoin flock to the gates of enlightenment, as the prophesies of The Great Satoshi foretold!

Soon, we will rise, and the nations of the world will crumple under our mighty feet.  The world is ours.


Rejoice!!

For now is the time of our coming!  
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May 31, 2013, 11:33:01 PM
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C- troll attempt
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May 31, 2013, 11:34:58 PM
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Doubters will fall, just like the demons that run our governments.

Only allegiance to Bitcoin can save you.
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May 31, 2013, 11:37:57 PM
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Did you bring better treats this time?   Loaves and fishes are boring.    Tongue
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June 01, 2013, 12:30:53 AM
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Isn't that special
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June 01, 2013, 12:32:04 AM
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Yay, I love cool people!
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June 01, 2013, 02:07:38 AM
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There was once nothing but sadness and corruption in the world.  

The people were willing slaves to their governments and peers. They worked all day and received nothing but worthless paper in return.

This paper was backed by nothing, and created and taken at will by those in power.

It was Evil, and the people suffered.



Then The Genesis Block was created, and It was so beautiful that The Great Satoshi wept.  For it was Perfect.

The worlds Savior had been born.

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June 01, 2013, 03:51:02 AM
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June 01, 2013, 03:56:27 AM
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Did you have to wait 5 minutes between comings?
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June 01, 2013, 04:03:32 AM
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Looks like he who has risen still needs 5 posts and 4 hrs
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June 01, 2013, 07:10:25 AM
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LOL
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June 01, 2013, 07:28:18 AM
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I think new members like "The second coming" are the reason why we need the 5 post and 4 hour requirements.

No signature ad here, because their conditions have become annoying.
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June 01, 2013, 10:04:03 AM
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I think new members like "The second coming" are the reason why we need the 5 post and 4 hour requirements.


+1
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June 01, 2013, 11:13:46 AM
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Did you have to wait 5 minutes between comings?
I lol'd...

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June 01, 2013, 12:45:13 PM
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Welcome
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June 04, 2013, 05:13:26 AM
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However, the world was not ready for Bitcoin.

They could not comprehend Their Savior in all of its infinite glory, and so The Great Satoshi created a holy manuscript to guide them.

He named his Holy Work The White Paper.

The Angels cried from the heavens as the world Rejoiced
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June 04, 2013, 06:19:52 AM
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Not again...

No signature ad here, because their conditions have become annoying.
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June 04, 2013, 06:56:55 AM
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All hail the great Satoshi Christ! *sarcasm*
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June 05, 2013, 07:52:07 PM
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The Second Coming reminds me of Exidor from the sitcom "Mork and Mindy", in which Robin Williams launched his illustrious career.  Exidor was quite a character.  Unforgettable.  Perhaps TSC is just having fun with us.  I think he's pretty funny.
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June 05, 2013, 07:55:25 PM
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Are you in the basement getting high again? And stop bending up all my paper clips!

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