How to get unlimited Bitcoins

[bitcoinbear]

1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 

Here is how to get unlimited Dollars:

1) Place dollar bills into a safety deposit box at a bank
2) Just copy the deposit box key to get more dollars!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 

Exactly the same thing, how do banks stay in business?

[dkameleon]

1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 

WOW!!!! Thanks! Just doubled 'em!! 

[syn999]

1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 

Here is how to get unlimited Dollars:

1) Place dollar bills into a safety deposit box at a bank
2) Just copy the deposit box key to get more dollars!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 

Exactly the same thing, how do banks stay in business?

do the same thing to the federal reserve

[ranlo]

Aww, .. but i was gonna be a millionare  

No, because there would be a hyperinflation making bitcoins worthless.

This right here. As a gamer that has seen some MMO's attacked by gold hacks, the massive flood of new currency inflates existing prices massively (since the average amount each person has is much higher, prices of items must raise to compensate).

[pluMmet]

LOL

[zeocrash]

This is because 1) is wrong.

Whats stored in the wallet are pairs of adresses and private keys. The Blockchain is where Bitcoin or better put transactions are stored. Your account balance is calcuzlated from all transactions where adresses you own were involved. This is why after syncing the blockhain your Bitcoin would disapear.

[HeroC]

1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 

Nope! 
1. Bitcoins are stored on blockchain

2. The only REAL way to do this it to send me your unencrypted wallet.dat and allow me to do the rest. 

[mprep]

^This is what happens when a joke is posted in these forums^

[steelcutoatmeal]

What a genius

[MrMochi]

It worked.
Used the money to buy another computer.
Now I can do this process twice as fast!

[ranlo]

It worked.
Used the money to buy another computer.
Now I can do this process twice as fast!

Make sure you put a Honda sticker on your PC. It will make it go at least 2x faster.

If you're really daring, add an Alienware one as well. Heard it increases by up to 3x when used in conjunction with Honda, but most people die from never wanting to leave their PC after (starvation and whatnot). So it's risky.

[MrMochi]

Thanks for the tip!
I'm just using flame stickers for now and they seem to do the job.

Thanks for the tip!
I'm just using flame stickers for now and they seem to do the job.

[ranlo]

Thanks for the tip!
I'm just using flame stickers for now and they seem to do the job.

Thanks for the tip!
I'm just using flame stickers for now and they seem to do the job.

NO! NO! Those will cause more heat to be expelled and you're going to catch it on fire!

[jackinloadup]

1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 

^^ OMG How has no one ever thought of that. I will make a shell script for this and become a bitcoin trillionaire.

/sarcasm

Looks like the best anyone can do is be bitcoin millionare since the cap is at 24Million.Looks like "Who wants to be a Millionaire" is going to need to change their name. Maybe in the future it will be. Who wants a Bitcoin!!!!! Lawl

[bitcoinbear]

1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 

^^ OMG How has no one ever thought of that. I will make a shell script for this and become a bitcoin trillionaire.

/sarcasm

Looks like the best anyone can do is be bitcoin millionare since the cap is at 24 21 Million.Looks like "Who wants to be a Millionaire" is going to need to change their name. Maybe in the future it will be. Who wants a Bitcoin!!!!! Lawl

FTFY

[kinger1331]

Its like a whole new world just opened up to me...

[ranlo]

1) Bitcoins are stored in wallet files
2) Just copy the wallet file to get more coins!
3) ??
4) PROFIT!
 

^^ OMG How has no one ever thought of that. I will make a shell script for this and become a bitcoin trillionaire.

/sarcasm

Looks like the best anyone can do is be bitcoin millionare since the cap is at 24 21 Million.Looks like "Who wants to be a Millionaire" is going to need to change their name. Maybe in the future it will be. Who wants a Bitcoin!!!!! Lawl

FTFY

Just to add on to this fix... "Bitcoin Millionaire" I think would be in relation to the value of the bitcoins being worth at least a million. Since the cap is over a billion, it would be possible to be a "Bitcoin Billionaire."

[Thalum]

Wait, you can do this with fiat money as well! Right, where's my photocopier?

[awesome31312]

Wait, you can do this with fiat money as well! Right, where's my photocopier?

But for that, you can ACTUALLY DO IT. lol.

[The second coming]

Truly, Bitcoin is infallible and could never be destroyed from such devilish tricks.