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June 25, 2011, 07:07:50 PM
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I'll make the start:

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"Buy and Sell Bitcoins. Fully automated, always available, 24 hours a day, Safe and Easy."

source: Mt.Gox tagline (mtgox.com, June 25th)
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June 25, 2011, 08:25:56 PM
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I'll make the start:

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"Buy and Sell Bitcoins. Fully automated, always available, 24 hours a day, Safe and Easy."

source: Mt.Gox tagline (mtgox.com, June 25th)
um that doesn't look like a joke
Pay attention to the following words: always available, Safe and Easy

Just think about it for a little longer.
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June 25, 2011, 09:05:42 PM
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I'll make the start:

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"Buy and Sell Bitcoins. Fully automated, always available, 24 hours a day, Safe and Easy."

source: Mt.Gox tagline (mtgox.com, June 25th)
um that doesn't look like a joke
Pay attention to the following words: always available, Safe and Easy

Just think about it for a little longer.

Ahhhahahaha!!!!  Now I get it!  Took me about 20 seconds thought!  The trick is realizing *what* is always *available*...

"We will not find a solution to political problems in cryptography, but we can win a major battle in the arms race and gain a new territory of freedom for several years.

Governments are good at cutting off the heads of a centrally controlled networks, but pure P2P networks are holding their own."
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June 29, 2011, 12:03:42 AM
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Ahhhahahaha!!!!  Now I get it!  Took me about 20 seconds thought!  The trick is realizing *what* is always *available*...

Don't forget the rest, "...Safe..."

The second thing they should pay for (after security) is a good P.R. firm.

On second thought, don't worry about it. People have short memories.

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