Instant coin value from burning Bitcoin?

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I'm not a rich man. I like BTC, but love the ETH platform. If I burned 1.75BTC here:
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and created an ERC20 token (1,000,000 quantity), how would I go about making them worth 1 cent/coin because I destroyed $10K? I've searched Propf-of-Burn for a few hours to no avail. I will continue to educate myself, but would also like a little help in understanding. Thanks in advance

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