I decided not to send this message.

[KonstantinosM]

I texted "I will" on whether I'll hangout with her soon, trying to keep it vague so I don't actually have to commit to anything.
My life is really hectic right now, and I'm feeling overwhelmed.

Then I typed this: "Or maybe I'll get so depressed my brain will disintegrate into a puddle of loose diarrhea...."

but didn't hit send... I kind of think it's funny but kinda true at the same time. I don't want to scare her though.