The cell is disconnected and the other is to a law office 
* whispers... auction *  

I worry that an auction might miss potential "good" buyers.  I can't tell you how many times I've passed by a finished auction like "fuck".
I like having a high respectable price that can just sit for a while until someone really wants this for something.  
Hi..whats the asking price on this card? Still 1 BTC?
Asking price is 1BTC and I'm going to donate half of that to FreeRoss.org.
I will consider cool trades and I will accept empty Bitcoin/litecoin/dogecoin addresses that qualify for shitcoins I diddle with 

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Something called CLAMS. (Means if you have like 500 addresses that are empty now, but were in use on May 12, 2014... they are worth 1 Bitcoin in my eyes.)
Offers are accepted as well... I could really use a little cushion money atm.  Found out I'm being countersued today in regards to some real estate stuff.  I do want to make sure that this piece ends up in a good home.  I'm motivated to sell, but not looking to give it away... I feel 1 BTC is fair.
The cell is disconnected and the other is to a law office 
Ha, thanks 

What law office has a old DEA phone number?!