Phinnaeus Gage scammer tag request

[buysellbitcoin]

So here is the bets lol moments of this thread as of now

I would like to nominate Phinnaeus Gage for a scammer tag.  He has openly admitted that he made a promise to donate and now intends to break that promise to donate $200 to a charity of my choice because he simply doesn't feel like parting with $200 now.

I know this is the wrong place to ask, but I'm having a devil of a time getting you to acknowledge your PMs. I sold some shares of BFLS.RIG or whatever it's called to Blank around six months ago, and despite several PMs cc's to both you and blank (and I assume some PMs from blank as well) we haven't heard a peep. I'm at the end of my rope on how to resolve this situation, it's just a pain in the neck, I'm sorry to bother you here but could you please give us a statement one way or the other, can you please change the payment address on file for my shares? Thanks.

This thread has turned into so many kinds of awesome, I can't even begin to describe.   

I would like to nominate Phinnaeus Gage for a scammer tag.

 I have first dibs to dance with Rassah, and I hope somebody remembers to bring a goat.

Sonny: Josh, why are you crying?
Josh: He's...he's...playin' me! And I...I...always...win, but...
Sonny: Take it easy, bro! You just need a vacation.
Josh: May...be. Where?
Sonny: Got a conference coming up, and you'll be manning the booth. Sadly, once again we won't be mentioned on any of the official flyers, but you don't see me crying.
Josh: You's the bestest!
Sonny: I know! Now, suck my dick.

I'll have trolling for 200 please, Alex.

Monday morning at BFL:

Jody: Morning, Josh. We need...
Dave: Morning, Josh. We need...
Sonny: Morning, Josh. We need...
Warehouse Hand: Hola, Josh. Por favor...
Nasser: Matin, Josh. Nous devons...

Josh: Morning, all. Will get to it after I take care of an important issue. <click, click, click>Phinnaeus Gage scammer tag request<> That'll work. I'll teach that piece of shit, Bruno, a lesson.

Jody: Josh. Another customer wants their money back.
Josh: Stall 'em.
Another CS: Josh. A customer of ours is posting shit about us again.
Josh: Give him an immediate refund. <what could possibly go wrong with this solution?>

Book on Josh's desk:

Just glad that I'm able to do my part to expose what a worthless piece of shit you are.

That was almost diplomatic. You're clearly improving!
Taking lessons after work?

lol this is going to be good!

I'll go get the goats.............................

And this one is priceless !!!

Gage scammed me out of my virginity  .

Gage scammed me out of my virginity  .

Hence, the VTF (Virginity Trust Fondle).

Gage scammed me out of my virginity  .

Do a chargeback!

Gage also steals pictures off the internet.

Gage scammed me out of my virginity  .

Consider yourself lucky. He lured me into his barn one night and...things... happened.
 
I'll never look at a coffee table the same way again.

This post may updated as of needed.

Disclaimer : Read at your own risk. The thoughts expressed in the quotes are of their authors and I do not take any responsibility if you laugh your coffee out of your nose to your laptop or raspberry Pi or BFL

[bigdude]

Can some explain this thing about bringing the goats?

goats

[freedomno1]

I hope somebody remembers to bring goat.

WTF are you going to do with me!  

That
Translated to:
He's an attachable add-on to everything xd
Lol think that's the answer

[Welsh]

Can some explain this thing about bringing the goats?

goats

Goats are needed, they always make the situation better by bring knowledge.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Can some explain this thing about bringing the goats?

goats

The bringing-the-goats comment was in response to a post I made about a goat, of which its back story is probably what you seek.

Sometime last year, I developed a goat fetish to inject humor, continuing to this day periodically. I believe it starting when something going on with Goat, a user here, of which I have no qualms with.

Case in point, I just Googled "Goat Fetish":



On another aside note, BFL just added a new Tee to their CafeWarmerPress catalog:

[bbit]

If I have to I'll take the scammer tag for Phinny Gage!  I WILL! I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!

[MooC Tals]

This thread has turned into so many kinds of awesome, I can't even begin to describe.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4

[franky1]

this thread could have been solved with one post......

scammer tag due to a break of promise?

inaba/BFLJosh how many promises have you broken? and how many customers have been affected.

pot, kettle, black..

lock thread

[Matthew N. Wright]

this thread could have been solved with one post......

scammer tag due to a break of promise?

inaba/BFLJosh how many promises have you broken? and how many customers have been affected.

pot, kettle, black..

lock thread

That moment when you call the forums worthless yet try to get scammer tags for people who do exactly what you do.

[MPOE-PR]

Kinda fizzled imo.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

this thread could have been solved with one post......

scammer tag due to a break of promise?

inaba/BFLJosh how many promises have you broken? and how many customers have been affected.

pot, kettle, black..

lock thread

That moment when you call the forums worthless yet try to get scammer tags for people who do exactly what you do.

I was looking for a reason to use one of the different fonts available on this forum.

[TomUnderSea]

Send the goats back to the goat locker.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

So the irony of this is the bfl connection.  And that connection after almost a year of dodgeing scammer tags posting this.  LoL

BTW, there is a back story as to how all this started. Has something to do with me posting in red and 30pt font about the author of this thread a few days ago. Check my post history to see what I'm in reference to. It'll be easy to spot, like Data's cat.

BTW #2: As of yesterday, the FCC has no information on BFL. I wonder if I can get frequent flyer points for visiting the site so often. If I do, I better make sure of who's flyin' the plane.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

The world awaits Twinkies and BFL ASICS. believe. ..................

Believe it or not, the company that took over Hostess has a Twinkies clone on the market, albeit they suck--too cakey and the cum filling is bland.

But you brought up a neat stat. Hostess went out of business taking Twinkies with them, yet Twinkies have returned, all within the time frame that BFL has been saying in-two-weeks^TM.

Meanwhile, the guy who told the boldface lie about the FCC cert. tried to accuse me of scamming BFL outta $200 USD.

When is the Jalapeno getting FCC approval?

Maybe two weeks? We are waiting for the test lab to issue the test report.

With the bump in power requirements on the MR and the new screen, we had to make changes, although the new screen is already certified.  We are doing all the devices at once, since they all share the same board.

Shit! There's two lies in that post.

We are waiting for the test lab to issue the test report.

Impossible, for there's no record that a submission was made on the official FCC site.

...although the new screen is already certified.

Impossible, for there's no record that a submission was made on the official FCC site.

Why am I repeating myself?

Why am I repeating myself?

Oddly, they no longer all share the same board, thus all need to be vapor-inspected again.

In the last 20 years, I can count on one hand all the times I've been accused of wrongdoing (all unjustified, with the exception of one, for at night, all goats look the same, and I swore he was one of mine). Yet Josh knows me so well that I'm the worse of the worse that he's ever met.

[Inedible]

Shit! There's two lies in that post.

We are waiting for the test lab to issue the test report.

Impossible, for there's no record that a submission was made on the official FCC site.

...although the new screen is already certified.

Impossible, for there's no record that a submission was made on the official FCC site.

Why am I repeating myself?

Why am I repeating myself?

Oddly, they no longer all share the same board, thus all need to be vapor-inspected again.

In the last 20 years, I can count on one hand all the times I've been accused of wrongdoing (all unjustified, with the exception of one, for at night, all goats look the same, and I swore he was one of mine). Yet Josh knows me so well that I'm the worse of the worse that he's ever met.

Are you sure that applications with incomplete reports are listed? I really don't know - I just want to be clear.

If it's true that they should be listed if they've applied then isn't this fraud?

[Minor Miner]

Shit! There's two lies in that post.

We are waiting for the test lab to issue the test report.

Impossible, for there's no record that a submission was made on the official FCC site.

...although the new screen is already certified.

Impossible, for there's no record that a submission was made on the official FCC site.
Why am I repeating myself?
Why am I repeating myself?
Oddly, they no longer all share the same board, thus all need to be vapor-inspected again.
In the last 20 years, I can count on one hand all the times I've been accused of wrongdoing (all unjustified, with the exception of one, for at night, all goats look the same, and I swore he was one of mine). Yet Josh knows me so well that I'm the worse of the worse that he's ever met.

Are you sure that applications with incomplete reports are listed? I really don't know - I just want to be clear.
If it's true that they should be listed if they've applied then isn't this fraud?

It would be fraud, the civil kind....
like, we will ship your product in two weeks when they know that would not be possible.
BFL could care less about that kind of misrepresentation since they refer to is as "PR" or advertising.

[Inedible]

It would be fraud, the civil kind....
like, we will ship your product in two weeks when they know that would not be possible.
BFL could care less about that kind of misrepresentation since they refer to is as "PR" or advertising.

Pretty shameful really.

[MPOE-PR]

It would be fraud, the civil kind....
like, we will ship your product in two weeks when they know that would not be possible.
BFL could care less about that kind of misrepresentation since they refer to is as "PR" or advertising.

The classical term was "puffery", and it got the original Carbolic Ball company into a lot of hot water. Back when this shit was still cutting edge in fiat, cca 1800.

Apparently BTC is intellectually about at the level of the realms commoners of the time.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

It would be fraud, the civil kind....
like, we will ship your product in two weeks when they know that would not be possible.
BFL could care less about that kind of misrepresentation since they refer to is as "PR" or advertising.

The classical term was "puffery", and it got the original Carbolic Ball company into a lot of hot water. Back when this shit was still cutting edge in fiat, cca 1800.

Apparently BTC is intellectually about at the level of the realms commoners of the time.

Speaking of being sucked in: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoover_free_flights_promotion

Harry E. Cichy subsequently released a book of the incident, titled Fighting The Corporation: The Hoover Flight Fiasco.

[Viceroy]

Posting in an epic thread started by a known scammer who is still not tagged as such.  Yum says Theymos while munching Inaba's cock.