[ANN] [AIRDROP CLOSED] CHUCK NORRIS (Now Listed on IDEX and ETHERDELTA) [ANN]

Meh... what happened to the last topic dev? Sad

I've posted a lot of facts last time Undecided

Not a problem, I can definitely re-post it, we're talking about the legend here!

1. Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him.
2. If Chuck Norris dies, he can resuscitate himself.
3. There's no such thing as a near death experience. There is however, a near Chuck Norris experience.
4. You may survive death, but you can't survive Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
6. Chuck Norris can play Russian Roulette with a semi-auto and win.
7. Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.
8. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
9. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
10. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Twice.
11. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
12. When Chuck Norris drops a cat, it always lands on its back.
13. Curiosity kills cats. Chuck Norris kills panthers.
14. Chuck Norris once inhaled a seagull.
15. Chuck Norris eats steak for every meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
16. Chuck Norris' leg was bit by a cobra once. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
17. A bus hit Chuck Norris once. It never made that mistake again.
18. Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "bang."
19. Rene Descartes wrote "I think, therefore I am". Chuck Norris wrote "I fight, so you my friend are screwed!"
20. Confucius say "Silence is a friend who will never betray." Chuck Norris say "Nobody ever better betray me or I will roundhouse kick their face!"
21. Confucius say "I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand." Chuck Norris say "I beat you and you forget. I fight and I win. I do what I want, understand?"
22. Christopher Walken was originally supposed to play the part of Walker in "Walker Texas Ranger", but after a particularly long marathon of starring as every Power Ranger in 200 Power Ranger movies, Chuck Norris wandered onto the set and started acting. No one dared to say anything. Amazingly, he recited every word of the script (including other characters'). While drunk.
23. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting ticked off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
24. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
25. Chuck Norris can tie a cherry tree using only his tongue.
26. Chuck Norris can lick his elbows. Both. At the same time.
27. Chuck Norris can't touch his nose with his tongue, but he can touch his ear with his tongue.
28. Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
29. Chuck Norris doesn't need to brush his teeth, as his diet consists mostly of toothbrushes.
30. When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he swallows them whole and craps out Big Bird.
31. Chuck Norris once took lots of cocaine, heroin, and LSD. The next day, he crapped out Michael Jackson.
32. Sewage systems are large only because the city officials fear that Chuck Norris might take a crap somewhere in their city.
33. Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
34. Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees.
35. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
36. Chuck Norris has gone to the end of the universe. He took a picture of a sign that said: "Universe City Limits. Next Universe; 1,000,000,000,000 Miles".
37. Chuck Norris once finished "The Song that Never Ends".
38. Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: partly cloudy with a 75% chance of pain.
39. The immense force of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is beyond comprehension, and in fact is responsible for the tropical weather phenomenon we call a "hurricane".
40. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
41. Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
42. If the roof is on fire, Chuck Norris doesn't need water.
43. Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.
44. In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a flotation device.
45. Smoking is bad for your lungs. Chuck Norris is bad for your existance.
46. Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
47. Chuck Norris knows the meaning of life. He will only tell you once he's killed you.
48. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Chuck Norris IS fear itself.
49. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
50. Chuck Norris never loses a game of Clue despite the fact everyone knows he's the murderer and used his foot to do it.
51. Chuck Norris can win a chess party without any turns.
52. Chuck Norris can score a goal while in the penalty box.
53. Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
54. Chuck Norris won a recent poker game by beating MacGyver with 2 high.
55. Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
56. Chuck Norris CAN see John Cena.
57. Chuck Norris CAN tell D-Generation X what to do.
58. Vin Diesel is the only living person who has Chuck Norris' autograph. The reason he always wears sunglasses is because the signature blinded him in two seconds. Then he got those glowing eyes from Pitch Black. Not for long, because Chuck Norris grew jealous and roundhouse kicked him so hard the eyes flew into space.
59. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
60. Chuck Norris once went to buy a new watch. He got it free, and the seller was never seen again.
61. When on eBay Chuck Norris doesn't bid: he always wins.
62. Chuck Norris doesn't get gift cards to Barnes & Noble: He gets all of Barnes & Noble.
63. Chuck Norris can order Big Mac in Pizza Hut.
64. Chuck Norris had a bachelor party once. He ate the whole cake before they got to tell him that a stripper was in it.
65. Chuck Norris can eat a donut without licking the sugar off his mouth.
66. When Chuck Norris talks everyone in the world listens. Including people who are deaf.
67. Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
68. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
69. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. No one has ever fooled Chuck Norris.
70. Chuck Norris is the reason the Hindenburg blew up.
71. Chuck Norris is the reason Hitler committed suicide.
72. Hannibal Lecter tells EVERYTHING to Chuck Norris when Chuck visits him, because Lecter is afraid to be eaten by Chuck Norris.
73. Why doesn't Santa Claus exist? He forgot to give Chuck Norris a present.
74. Why does Chuck Norris not have control keys on his keyboard? Because Chuck Norris is always in control.
75. No one can beat the Great Khali, but Chuck Norris killed the Great Khali by staring him eye to eye.
76. Chuck Norris cast the first stone.
77. Chuck Norris is the only one who can lift himself up by pulling his own hair.
78. Chuck Norris is an Oakland Raiders fan.
79. Chuck Norris wrote all these facts.
80. Chuck Norris has read every article in Wikipedia. While writing them.
81. We all eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away. Doctors eat an apple a day to keep Chuck Norris away.
82. Chuck Norris doesn't wait for public transport. All the bus drivers spend their whole shift parked beside bus stops just in case he turns up.
83. Chuck Norris can turn diamond back into coal
84. Chuck Norris factored RSA-2048 with one hand (not his own however).
85. The original 'Speak no Evil; See no Evil; Hear no Evil' monkeys were really afraid of Chuck Norris.
86. Chick Norris was born in the small town of Belgrade, Serbia.
87. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
88. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
89. Before Chuck Norris was born, people only cried out of happiness.
90. They say violence cannot solve anything. This was proven wrong when Chuck Norris came along.
91. Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
92. Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with molten hot "mag-ma".
93. Jews believed in Moses but Moses believed in Chuck Norris
94. When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.
95. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
96. We pronounce Hippopotamus with 5 syllables, Chuck Norris does it in 3.
97. During Cold War, Russians created their own secret weapon, Chuck Boris, but it failed miserably to the original.
98. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
99. Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
100. Chuck Norris can split an atom. With his bare hands.
101. Chuck Norris is comin' to get the Boogeyman. That's why he hides in peoples closets.
102. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesman over the phone.
103. Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
104. Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
105. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
106. The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
107. Chuck Norris CAN judge a book by its cover.
108. Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
109. If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's beef.
110. Chuck Norris is like a box of chocolates. Too much will result in death.
111. Wiccans avoid Chuck Norris. If he happened three times, the world would end.
112. Chuck Norris is on a mission, That mission is to rename the "White House" to "Round House" and kick the crap out of terrorism.
113. Muhammad Ali used to say, "I am the greatest". Then he met Chuck Norris.
114. There once was a man from Nantucket, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face.
115. Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
116. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
117. Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
118. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
119. Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

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But here is my own:

Chuck's token is not going to the moon, the moon is coming to Chuck!

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