New 5000 TH/s Bitcoin Miner powered by Lightning

[BitcoinBarrel]

The Lightning Box^©



Accepting Pre-orders Now only 500 BTC BTC


Photograph of The Lightning Box in Action


First 100 Pre-orders get a Free Bumper Sticker and koozie

[Remember remember the 5th of November]

The box looks very expensive.

[BitcoinBarrel]

The box looks very expensive.

Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.

[BitcoinBarrel]

Estimated Deliver date for pre-orders is around April 1, 2140 A.D.

[ct1aic]

The box looks very expensive.

Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.

Are you including some fire extinguishers with the Miner?

[BitcoinBarrel]

The box looks very expensive.

Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.

Are you including some fire extinguishers with the Miner?

The box has an internal temperature monitor and fire elimination system combined with fire resistant shell made from compacted unicorn horns covered with alien dung (strongest glue known) mixed with titanium particles. Once dry, the case is buffed to a shiny off-white as pictured. The lightning bolt appears to indicate successful operation.

[ct1aic]

The box looks very expensive.

Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.

Are you including some fire extinguishers with the Miner?

The box has an internal temperature monitor and fire elimination system combined with fire resistant shell made from compacted unicorn horns covered with alien dung (strongest glue known) mixed with titanium particles. Once dry, the case is buffed to a shiny off-white as pictured. The lightning bolt appears to indicate successful operation.

I hope you also used dilithium crystals as a backup, for the case it would need to go to a place without thunderstorms or even to the Space Station...

[cp1]

Looks nice, but is it cooled by liquid nitrogen?

[veteranBtc]

The box looks very expensive.

And guess what? It's Made in China 

[kuriboh]

Does it include the lightning rods?

How much is the preorder?

[FlappySocks]

If I strap it to my car, and travel at 88mph, will pre pre-mine at last years difficulty?

[CanadianGuy]

If I send you 500BTC, can I also send you an extra 1000BTC just as a thank you gift?  Will you accept it?

[BitcoinBarrel]

If I send you 500BTC, can I also send you an extra 1000BTC just as a thank you gift?  Will you accept it?

Minimum donation is 2000 BTC

[BitcoinBarrel]

Looks nice, but is it cooled by liquid nitrogen?

It is cooled by the tears of a 1000 GPU miners

[BitcoinBarrel]

If I strap it to my car, and travel at 88mph, will pre pre-mine at last years difficulty?

Not necessary, the is an automatic difficulty minimization feature

[BitcoinBarrel]

The box looks very expensive.

And guess what? It's Made in China 

While it is true these state-of-the-art Bitcoin generators are put together by very inexpensive child laborers in the mountains of Beijing, the parts are created by fire-breathing dragons in Mexico with the assistance of gnomes and trolls.

[ashaw596]

WHERE DO I SEND MY BTC!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FIND ADDRESS.

GIVE ME LIGHNING BOX NOW.

[PuertoLibre]

Does it have the flux capacitor working?

Can the box travel back to 2010 and mine for me from back then?

If so, I am in!

[BitcoinBarrel]

Does it have the flux capacitor working?

Can the box travel back to 2010 and mine for me from back then?

If so, I am in!

Flux Capacitor will be an available Add-on after the 3rd Batch. Currently in testing phase and moderately stable.

[CanadianGuy]

Does it have the flux capacitor working?

Can the box travel back to 2010 and mine for me from back then?

If so, I am in!

Flux Capacitor will be an available Add-on after the 3rd Batch. Currently in testing phase and moderately stable.

This goes to show anybody who buys ASICMINER is INSANE!!  Why would anybody invest in a block eruptor