Well I'm sure I'm missing something because in these conditions, a fund like Bitwise HOLD10 (
https://www.bitwiseinvestments.com) would not be able to operate, they need liquidity, and definitively don't deal with Credit Card or Western Union since the amount they are dealing is most likely massive compared to what I'm talking about...
So far the closest of what I'm looking for seems to be
https://www.bitcoinsuisse.ch/ (but not sure yet if they deal with my country)
Or incorporate a company in the USA so I can deal with Gemini, Coinbase/GDAX, etc...