Tyranny CoinThis coin will be based on the Onecoin design with Freicoins demurrage. However, The demurrage will increase and decrease as I see fit. Only one coin will ever be mined. I will back this coin by one gram of gold but the coin will be worth $1,000,000,000,000.
Don't worry, the gold will be kept securely in a random place that will change depending on how convenient it is for me. I will keep the single coin for myself and slowly give it out to a select few of people who choose to join my secret club. This secret club allows you to have immunity to bankruptcy, fraud, murder, crimes against humanity. etc. We will also have services available to avoid taxes just in case you get a little too rich. We wouldn't want to share that wealth with anyone who might need it, now would we? Additionally, we will hold elections to vote on the two most tyrannical psychos running for chairman. The winner will be selected based on the highest bid.
A marketplace with unreasonable fees and unexpected market shifts will be implemented specifically to shift financial weight to the most favored group of people. This will be conveniently orchestrated right before all major elections.
Welcome friends to a truly innovative coin. If you have any questions please don't ask. I don't like it when people question my authority. We wouldn't want to have to unleash the power of tyranny upon you.
If you leak any information about our illegal activities within our super secret elite club. you will be slandered, tortured, humiliated, stripped of all self worth, and possibly even be sentenced to 1000 years in the happy hut. Or until you are driven to take your own life. Whatever comes first.
Welcome to Tyranny Coin. I look forward to a self fulfilling relationship with all of you that will be weighted against the vast majority of people. I also look forward to invading your privacy, stripping you of your basic human rights, and telling you what you can and cant do with your own body.
You asked for change.
We gave you Tyranny Coin.
