new, obviously, and pennyless

[utopiastronaut]

Hey so, new to this forum, just started learning about btc recently.
Wondering if anyone is generous enough to help me get a kick start by donating a coin or two?
It'd be greatly appreciated.
 

[TiagoTiago]

I would like a couple hundred dollars for free as well...

[J603]

Good luck getting a few hundred dollars for free. If you don't want to spend money, you can go through faucet sites. Coin Reaper automatically cycles through a bunch. If you're really persistent, or have nothing better to do, you can get a tiny amount of bitcoins for free and minimal effort.

[gillespies]

Some gambling sites are currently running "give-away" promotions.

Resist the temptation and just be careful not to give it all back (and some more).

[Fonzy]

There are plenty of ways to earn very small amounts of free bitcoins. Check this newbies forum. Get a job as a politician and you could make big bucks for doing next to nothing 

[PeteT]

this may help you http://free1bitcoin.blogspot.com/

though I do like @Fonzy's approach better 

[Moneymaker1990]

Get a job at McDonalds, put away 50% of check to go towards BTC investment...
Profit