I'll trade you a '99 Taurus. Some of the frame hasn't rusted away, yet. Lots of huge holes underneath, though. Tried to jack it up last Winter to replace a tire. Kept placing the jack in different places (spot suggested in manual was too far gone) until I found a spot comfortable with. Luckily, didn't have spare tire right next to me and had to walk to garage to grab it... car fell through the jack with the old tire off, so the whole damned thing was sitting lopsided in driveway. Was pissed. Called tow truck, he had the same problem as me (was figuring he'd just lift the front, but he had other plans), but after a few more holes were punched in, found a well-enough spot. Every couple weeks, another few layers of rust fall off. Hooray, salt trucks!
... It usually runs, only makes loud groaning noises during movement, and the wipers were recently replaced (BRAND NEW).
