rethaw (OP)
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July 04, 2011, 07:02:39 AM |
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First a little story. I am without a mining rig for the weekend. I am in the middle of a trade for a new card but found I really missed that gradual scroll of shares and speed measurement. With my rig feeling empty, I decided it needed something to do. fakeminer https://github.com/rethaw/fakeminerFakeminer allows you to get the thrill of mining without the increased electricity bill or heat. Amaze your friends with impossible hashing rates. Usage: fakeminer.py [options]
Options:
-h, --help show this help message and exit -o HOST, --host=HOST RPC host (without 'http://') -p PORT, RPC Port -s --speed How fast is your card? In Mhash/sec - Fakeminer makes no changes to your computer.
- It does not require a connection to the internet.
- It does not require a fancy video card, drivers, or SDK's of any kind.
Running it is as simple as: python fakeminer.py -o ultrapool.comm -p 1337 -s 500 You are now mining on ultrapool with 500 Mhash/s! Available on github. This software is offered without a license or warranty of any kind. The biggest risk of fakemining is making your fake video card so fast it floods your console. Future additions may include: notification of a found block, a fake pool for housing your fake coins, being able to set to 51% of the total hashrate to get a double spend. I look forward to further suggestions.
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July 04, 2011, 07:04:41 AM |
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You sir might just won the Internet with this.
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deepceleron
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July 04, 2011, 01:54:58 PM |
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Why don't you just mine -testnet. You can bust a laptop CPU out on that thing and get 2700x as much in testBTC as you would in crappy regular namecoins.
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July 04, 2011, 02:34:20 PM |
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Why don't you just mine -testnet. You can bust a laptop CPU out on that thing and get 2700x as much in testBTC as you would in crappy regular namecoins.
Shhh, silence! Testcoins are the new bitcoins, but don't tell anyone until I have hoarded enough of them.
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PGP key molecular F9B70769 fingerprint 9CDD C0D3 20F8 279F 6BE0 3F39 FC49 2362 F9B7 0769
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hawks5999
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July 05, 2011, 07:08:36 PM |
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Can this run concurrently with Progress Quest or do the two together create some kind of wormhole of wasted time and swallow your computer.
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sadpandatech
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July 05, 2011, 07:38:16 PM |
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You sir might just won the Internet with this.
Aye, at the very least he has won, 'Potentially Useless But Totally Awesome App Dev of The Week'!
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If you're not excited by the idea of being an early adopter 'now', then you should come back in three or four years and either tell us "Told you it'd never work!" or join what should, by then, be a much more stable and easier-to-use system. - GA
It is being worked on by smart people. -DamienBlack
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rethaw (OP)
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July 06, 2011, 04:04:24 AM |
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Can this run concurrently with Progress Quest or do the two together create some kind of wormhole of wasted time and swallow your computer.
I had not seen Progress Quest before...
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hawks5999
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July 06, 2011, 05:06:40 AM |
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now that you have... fetch me a straw
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rethaw (OP)
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July 06, 2011, 05:40:07 AM |
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I'm leveling a Battle-Finch.
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Yanz
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July 07, 2011, 02:36:54 AM |
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If only this could also recreate the soothing sound of a bajillion fans spinning at 100%.
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With great video cards comes great power consumption.
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July 07, 2011, 07:07:57 PM |
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Why don't you just mine -testnet. You can bust a laptop CPU out on that thing and get 2700x as much in testBTC as you would in crappy regular namecoins.
Shhh, silence! Testcoins are the new bitcoins, but don't tell anyone until I have hoarded enough of them. How do you mine these test coins? how to mine with GUIMiner? So this is the new thing after Bitcoin,namecoin and now test coin?wow looks like bitcoin based currencies are gaining steam now.Since mining namecoins is too complex for due due to registering a domain,but when I do it,it never works for me.I hope test coins can be mined easily atm as in no complex crap in the setup for the mining. I want in on this,set me up asap for testcoin mining on PC and Mac,thank you.
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organofcorti
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July 08, 2011, 09:27:22 AM |
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I have some feature requests:
1. Fake power bill. 2. Fake forum for more time wastage. 3. Fake gf yelling at you to "turn the bloody thing off while we're watching tv, it sounds like a hairdryer". And also fake not having sex that night.
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deepceleron
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July 08, 2011, 02:54:47 PM Last edit: July 09, 2011, 05:07:47 AM by deepceleron |
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Why don't you just mine -testnet. You can bust a laptop CPU out on that thing and get 2700x as much in testBTC as you would in crappy regular namecoins.
Shhh, silence! Testcoins are the new bitcoins, but don't tell anyone until I have hoarded enough of them. How do you mine these test coins? how to mine with GUIMiner? So this is the new thing after Bitcoin,namecoin and now test coin?wow looks like bitcoin based currencies are gaining steam now.Since mining namecoins is too complex for due due to registering a domain,but when I do it,it never works for me.I hope test coins can be mined easily atm as in no complex crap in the setup for the mining. I want in on this,set me up asap for testcoin mining on PC and Mac,thank you. Bitcoin has a test network for checking software. Run bitcoin or bitcoind with the -testnet flag to use the testnet (or put testnet=1 in the bitcoin.conf file). The block chain for testnet is sometimes reset, so enjoy your fake money while you have it. Edit: "BA-ZINGA!"
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organofcorti
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July 08, 2011, 04:22:36 PM |
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Why don't you just mine -testnet. You can bust a laptop CPU out on that thing and get 2700x as much in testBTC as you would in crappy regular namecoins.
Shhh, silence! Testcoins are the new bitcoins, but don't tell anyone until I have hoarded enough of them. How do you mine these test coins? how to mine with GUIMiner? So this is the new thing after Bitcoin,namecoin and now test coin?wow looks like bitcoin based currencies are gaining steam now.Since mining namecoins is too complex for due due to registering a domain,but when I do it,it never works for me.I hope test coins can be mined easily atm as in no complex crap in the setup for the mining. I want in on this,set me up asap for testcoin mining on PC and Mac,thank you. Bitcoin has a test network for checking software. Run bitcoin or bitcoind with the -testnet flag to use the testnet (or put testnet=1 in the bitcoin.conf file). The block chain for testnet is sometimes reset, so enjoy your fake money while you have it. Hang on - film2240 was being serious? Nah, I think he was taking the piss, mate.
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deepceleron
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July 08, 2011, 07:29:43 PM |
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Hang on - film2240 was being serious? Nah, I think he was taking the piss, mate.
Whereas I'm being dead serious? ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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organofcorti
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July 08, 2011, 09:52:08 PM |
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dammit! you really should write "BA-ZINGA!" if you're going to do that.
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rethaw (OP)
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July 10, 2011, 03:09:37 AM |
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How do you mine these test coins? how to mine with GUIMiner?
So this is the new thing after Bitcoin,namecoin and now test coin?wow looks like bitcoin based currencies are gaining steam now.Since mining namecoins is too complex for due due to registering a domain,but when I do it,it never works for me.I hope test coins can be mined easily atm as in no complex crap in the setup for the mining.
I want in on this,set me up asap for testcoin mining on PC and Mac,thank you.
I honestly can't tell.
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organofcorti
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July 10, 2011, 11:12:29 AM |
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dammit! you really should write "BA-ZINGA!" if you're going to do that.
Edit: "BA-ZINGA!"
Ah! I see the humour now. Testecoins - the only coins you can buy testes with
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rethaw (OP)
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July 11, 2011, 12:52:53 AM |
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If only this could also recreate the soothing sound of a bajillion fans spinning at 100%.
I will consider this one. It reminds one of being in the womb.
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organofcorti
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July 11, 2011, 01:04:50 AM |
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If only this could also recreate the soothing sound of a bajillion fans spinning at 100%.
I will consider this one. It reminds one of being in the womb. a bajillion fans spinning at 100% reminds you of being in the womb? Are you a doctor who cyborg or a Battlestar galactica cyborg?
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