Dogbert is Satoshi Nakamoto!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Here is my proof: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dilbert_characters#Dogbert

Dilbert's anthropomorphic pet dog (if such a subordinate appellation can be applied to him), is the smartest dog on earth. Dogbert is a megalomaniac intellectual dog, planning to one day conquer the world. He once succeeded, but became bored of the ensuing peace, and quit. Often seen in high-ranking consultant or technical support jobs, he constantly abuses his power and fools the management of Dilbert's company, though considering the intelligence of the company's management in general and Dilbert's boss in particular, this is not very hard to do. Dogbert also enjoys pulling scams on unsuspecting, and usually dull customers to steal their money. However, despite Dogbert's cynical exterior, he has been known to pull his master out of some tight jams. Dogbert's nature as a pet was more emphasized during the earlier years of the strip; as the strip progressed, references to his acting like a dog became less common, although he still wags his tail when he perpetrates his scams. When an older Dilbert arrives while time-traveling from the future, he refers to Dogbert as "majesty", indicating that Dogbert will one day indeed rule the world...again, and make worshiping him retroactive so he could boss around time travelers.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Thanks to subcoin and OnkelPaul for bringing it to our attention: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=260673.0



This is exactly was Satoshi would do to cloak his identity.

[zeroblock]

Ah ha!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

You want more proof? Mmmkay!

Dogbert and Satoshi have the same amount of letters.

The only two common letters are o and t. Toto is the dog's name in Wizard of Oz.

Also...

World's Smartest Garbageman

Dilbert's garbageman is frequently described in the comic as "the world's smartest garbageman". He occasionally solves extremely complex problems for Dilbert and in various strips has developed several futuristic inventions. In the TV show, it is revealed that he is the only garbageman for the whole city and is able to collect for all houses through "shortcuts".

Note, the garbageman doesn't have a name, moving in and out of the Dilbert's life anonymously. The chances are good that he's one of the key developers working with Dogbert.

I wonder which one communicates with Gavin.

I wouldn't be surprised to see a Mt Bert in the very near future.

Bert Baccarat anybody?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Theybert is working on the BertExplorer.

Matthew is going to publish BertCoin Magazine.

Tony is developing BertPay.

Sonny is pre-selling miners for MothLabs.

Bruce is behind MyBertCoins. Rumor has it there's an Expo in the works where a major announcement is going to be released.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I'm going to start BertCoin 1,000, so that I can rip off thousands more like I did with Bitcoin 100 according to Josh.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Satoshi "Dogbert" Nakamoto on investing in ASIC-based mining rigs:

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Exactly what Satoshi would do:

[Nemo1024]

This is getting better:


http://dilbert.com/fast/2013-07-23/

Now, shall we speculate that the price of bitcoin will go up after Dilber-strip media exposure?

 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

This is getting better:


http://dilbert.com/fast/2013-07-23/

Now, shall we speculate that the price of bitcoin will go up after Dilber-strip media exposure?

 

Fuck that! I'm converting to BertCoin.

So what if it just experienced its first hack.

There's a Bitcoin app available that should add BertCoin as another novelty exchange option. The one I'm thinkin' of is the one with the Pizza exchange rate on it.

Somebody help me out here and link that thread. Would hunt it myself but in a bit of hurry this morning.

[favdesu]

so, who is launching bertcoin now?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

so, who is launching bertcoin now?

Sonny can't wait to start ripping off cartoon characters. Little does he know that Elmer Fudd open-carries.