Hey Aengus, so I've been having trouble getting a loan on here and I understand the concerns of the lenders having read through the threads and seen some of the stuff that goes on. If you could consider a primedice front, I would appreciate it and could capitalize on an opportunity to double up and have some room to make a little more. I play very frequently as a hobby and can show my fortune jack transactions history, betcoin.ag, or several others with notable volume. Thanks for your time and I appreciate you sir.
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Desired loan: .03
Duration: 2weeks
Website: Primedice
My user name is Kryptotronic
I feel like you haven't read the terms and conditions of the whole thread
Loans will be only for users with positive trust and will not exceed $1,000.
I highly doubt OP would lend a newbie close to no trade history a $300 loan
Man. Look here bud...
I am Vod's underling and apprentice in training, which may or may not be an established fact and/or worthy of negative trust - I'm not sure. Those with sensability apply sarcastic humor freely. (Sup Vod, brosef... Miss you more!) Vod is busy so he sent me with out asking me directly to say - Aside from being a hero to many, fashion icon known the world over, and unable to respond to your level of newness and brown nosed pandering - there are a million people who can correct me before you sport. I'ma have to ask a little forgiveness and vent a minute.... On second thought...
Im gonna let you go with a warning this time chief, until you get a little more grease on those elbows you should consider the aspirations I have of crushing inferior newbies to bits and peeing on their dreams of Jr. Membership. Then make my awesomeness a goal in your diary to blog about.
What made this one stand out bro? I fkn gamble the essence of existence on a level you'll wanna ponder on thinking about one day. I don't like to mix business with BoomShackaLacka!!! and surely I would bet my loans acceptance and pay from pocket the value on: your having a field day post patrolling.
Now go on and play nice with the other new people. I hope God, Time, or all Three (I know) sitts you down and plays the moment you wrote that post along side footage showing the level of reading and soulful understanding I earnestly applied in my fkn "Duh Brah." chances of getting my many loan requests approved.
That shit drives me mad. Its rampant. And it speaks volumes. There is an ass ton of spammage you can go and police, you have my permission. And Im babysitting Vod's dog cause he is out of town (but should be back anytime) and he is fine with it as well.
Go.... Skoot.... Good Boy.
What made this one stand out bro? I fkn gamble the essence of existence on a level you'll wanna ponder on thinking about one day. I don't like to mix business with BoomShackaLacka!!! and surely I would bet my loans acceptance and pay from pocket the value on: your having a field daorgive Me Peers. Chastise me if you must - even if your a Jr. Member, feel free to dig in. Pull Rank - I'm not sorry though. And it was funny. Can't wait till Vod is back from hosting "Awesomeness: Awareness and Application" until then I am done here.
Merit that shit. And maybe it was you. YOU DIDNT READ - or just have no fkn tact.
Damn that felt good. Do we have a thread for that shiz. I thought Iwas about to get to build some credit history when I saw that notification... I was all happy, even whistling in my head (its what I do when I'm excited)
*EDIT*
I wrote that shit scared of what might happen from genuinely awesome peeps and how bad it might affect standing. But I just ranked the fck up. I'm about to give a new list of loan requests to monitor bud. Stay tuned.