Well, unfortunately for you, most of us here are aliens too...
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By the way, in your origin/base planet when you want to buy something, you just go and ask somebody else to buy it for you? Very strange planet...
Maybe you should go back there asap! I think that if you ask Santa Claus will give you a ride back home, now that it's nearly the time to share the presents...
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