[ANN][ICO]Embrace yourselves. The world's first useless $1,000,000 ICO is coming

[MillionDollarICO]

The world's first useless $1,000,000 ICO

Start your 2018 journey with these bullshit tokens! After the 1 million dollar homepage was redone in cryptoland. This had to happen. This will be history. At least your money will be. The grind for money continues. Crypto this crypto that. Kitties here. Punks there. Let's reinvent the world on the blockchain! You fell for an ICO trap and will not fall for this one as well. This ICO is honest and useless. Do not invest.

The MDT ICO transparently offers investors no value, so there will be no expectation of gains. No gains means few investors, few investors means few transactions, and few transactions means no Ethereum network lag—not to mention no depressing posts on /r/ethtrader about people losing all their savings!

Guaranteed token value

Unlike with every other token sale on the market, I can guarantee here and now that the value of MDT will not (in fact, can not) reduce during or after the ICO. Since these tokens aren't worth anything to start with, there's nowhere to go but up!

But remember—this is a completely honest ICO, which means I don't want anyone to mistakenly expect the value of the tokens to go up, either.

Token Sale begins on Jan 2nd, 2018 at 2:00 P.M. UTC
(don't worry, I set a reminder on my iPhone)

You're going to give some random person money to become a millionair. This person will spend it on cars or...cars. Really, this money will be waisted. Don't do it.

Seriously, don't buy these tokens.

https://milliondollarico.io


FAQ

What can I do with MDT?
MDT is a standard ERC20 token, so you can hold it and transfer it.

Other than that… nothing. Absolutely nothing.

(Seriously, don't buy this. Why are you even still reading these?)

Will MDT be traded on any exchanges?
I hope so. You have no idea how much I hope so.

In fact, if it does get picked up by any of the major exchanges, I promise to use some of the ICO proceeds to constantly and incessantly manipulate the market.

How do I get a refund for the tokens I bought?
You're kidding, right?

[monsanto]

Guaranteed token value

Unlike with every other token sale on the market, I can guarantee here and now that the value of MDT will not (in fact, can not) reduce during or after the ICO. Since these tokens aren't worth anything to start with, there's nowhere to go but up!

Haven't there been other self-proclaimed "useless" token ICO's? What makes this more useless than those? 

In any case, it looks like MDT is worth something already...

Token distribution
The more Ether everyone contributes, the more tokens you get.

The base token distribution formula is very simple: for every 1 ETH you contribute, you'll receive 100 MDT, and if you contribute at least 0.01 ETH, you'll also receive an additional 1 MDT for every Ether that's been contributed in total. Like this:

Transaction   Ether sent   Total Ether sent   MDT received
#1                  1.000 ETH      1.000 ETH          101.000 MDT
#2                  3.000 ETH      4.000 ETH          304.000 MDT
#3                  0.005 ETH      4.005 ETH          0.500 MDT
#4                  0.500 ETH      4.505 ETH          54.505 MDT

[MillionDollarICO]

At least someone noticed value...

[chicko]

Don't understand, it's a joke?

[ArsenyP]

This ICO is so dishonest! It says that it has no value, but it clearly does.
It states that it is worthless. In that case it is a measure of worthlessness. For instance if I want to tell the world that USD is worthless I can buy MDT for USD. Or I can give away Donald Tramps posters for MDT just to show how worthless those are.
A good measure of worthlessness must have some value.

[monsanto]

This ICO is so dishonest! It says that it has no value, but it clearly does.
It states that it is worthless. In that case it is a measure of worthlessness. For instance if I want to tell the world that USD is worthless I can buy MDT for USD. Or I can give away Donald Tramps posters for MDT just to show how worthless those are.
A good measure of worthlessness must have some value.

Stop, I don't want to buy this.. but you're starting to convince me it really is worthless.. in which case I might need to get some 

[Alphapulsared]

Most Dishonestly honest post ever! 

[democity]

  ;DSorry, there's no value in the ICO. It's a bit of a contradiction

[Rhesus]

This ICO is so dishonest! It says that it has no value, but it clearly does.
It states that it is worthless. In that case it is a measure of worthlessness. For instance if I want to tell the world that USD is worthless I can buy MDT for USD. Or I can give away Donald Tramps posters for MDT just to show how worthless those are.
A good measure of worthlessness must have some value.

I suddenly want to buy 100k to send to my ex-wife 

[zhq123456]

Tired of ICO

[hah]

This token is so worthless that it's worth something! That meme value.

[tramese]

how much MDT can i buy with a million bucks? where to sign up?

[ArsenyP]

how much MDT can i buy with a million bucks? where to sign up?

Nah. You see this coin is worthless but at least it has an emission cap and cannot be issued uncontrollably. No one would be willing to sell even a single real coin (even if it is declared worthless) for a clear scam (such as USD). So you may stick your million up somewhere else. No one is falling for that here.

[Daymond Goulder-Horobin]

Hello there this is Goldman Investments I require some more information before investing.

How will you distribute the coin, will it be another 1:1 Fork of some kind where the ones with loads of bitcoin will get all the coins to start with.

Also what is the pre-mine on this coin?    90%, 99%?

Also we require some assurances of some sort, something along the lines of "De-Centralized", "Anonymity", "Secure"

And finally some endorsements would be helpful, perhaps give McAfee a DM on Twitter.

Regards
Goldman Investments

[Dimosi]

seems like an another scam

[tippytoes]

seems like an another scam

That's why he already warned us. So for the naive individuals that will send money to him, they are taking the risk of investing on this useless token. And he's not liable for that. Clever idea!  

[monsanto]

seems like an another scam

That's why he already warned us. So for the naive individuals that will send money to him, they are taking the risk of investing on this useless token. And he's not liable for that. Clever idea!  

Reminds me of a quote 

[lubing7683]

just like uetoken? I don't think anyone will still agree with this form of ICO, and now the price of uetoken is a pile of shit.

[jojo69]

[MrRichi]

Is KYC required?