Altcoin conversation guide for new investors/bagholders

[crunchynut]

wip. And I thought 2013 was bad.

Positive news/opinion:
#moon
#lambo

Negative news/opinion:
#fud
#establishment
Comment with one of the following: "You clearly didn't do your research.", "You obviously missed the train.", "Whales are trying hard to push the price down.", "You clearly have no clue of the technology and its potential."

Price goes sideway:
#hodl
#establishment
Draw a random triangle on the 1 hour chart, an upward moving line that's called resistance and a long arrow pointing upwards from a random point on the resistance line.
Go to reddit, bitcointalk, telegram and tell people "why you should hodl (insertcoinname)". Usually because the "tech is great", "the team is great", "big news are coming out soon", the "banksters are scared".
Go to reddit, bitcointalk, telegram and tell people "why (insertcoinname) will (choose: replace bitcoin/be the future of crypto/be one million USD in two years). Alternative: phrase it as a question.

Price goes down:
#hodl
#necessarycorrection
Draw a random triangle on the 1 day chart, an upward moving line that's called resistance and a long arrow pointing upwards from a random point on the resistance line
Go to reddit, bitcointalk, telegram and tell people "why you should hodl (insertcoinname)". Usually because the "tech is great", "the team is great", "big news are coming out soon", the "banksters are scared".
Go to reddit, bitcointalk, telegram and tell peopole that weak hands are selling, that you believe in the technology, and how happy you are about all the cheap coins you are buying right now.

Price goes really down:
#hodl
#longterm
Go to reddit, bitcointalk, telegram and tell people that you bought in at a price that's significantly lower than the current price. Also tell them how much you enjoy buying all the cheap coins and how much you believe in the potential of the technology.
Post a bitcoin chart of april or december 2013 and tell people that the current drop is perfectly normal for a cryptocurrency.

Coin dieded:
Tell people that you bought in months ago or got the coins for free and sold before the dump because you saw it coming.
Move on to the next coin.

[Snarks]

Quite accurate. It's amazing how little information remains when you filter out all that noise.

[johnyespapa]

This is funny and its quite real to what it means when the market goes wild.

[coupable]

All are beginners in this new environment of technology expect those used to play in Forex and have the ability for reading charts and critics and not to fail in some extra-bad choices. From 2013 till now, nothing that big changes in the knowledge of the community but the naivity become larger. Never forget that the majority are not english fluent users so they will always make funny comments when trying to discuss such a complicated thing like trading in cryptocurrencies.