I will undercut everyone's smoking a bowl in your honor game. It's getting smoked one way or another...might as well do it for bitcoin.
Plus with my (free) service, you have the added protection of a doctor's rec for my chronic (ahahahaha) medical condition and SB 420 exemption, so it's all legit. I can personally guarantee you will not be raided or charged with a DUI while I smoke for you. I'll even let you choose the method: joint, bubbler, bong, or volcano. Current strain being smoked for honor: Pure Kush, with a nice three month cure.