Hi. I will offer 2 million satoshi for #1, but only if you accept payment via lightning network mainnet.
Bonus: after I open a channel with you, you will be able to send and receive LN funds, virtually fee-free, to TorGuard, BitRefill, Yalls, and likely more vendors by the time this auction ends!
I will also commit my time to ensuring you get securely setup and funded.
PM me. Let’s make LN history!