Trade "Difficulty" futures

[gen. specific]

Hello, I would like to trade bitcoin difficulty futures, or any other derivative of bitcoins

I haven't seen these products in existence yet. Should I call up the CBOE?

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[Title12USC§411]

Futures products such as CDOs and Derivatives are prima facie evidence of under counter malicious activity by suicide bankers and other financial terrorists.

[gen. specific]

Futures products such as CDOs and Derivatives are prima facie evidence of under counter malicious activity by suicide bankers and other financial terrorists.

and you can make a ton of money, I'll call the CBOE on Monday morning

[Cosbycoin]

I did not realize there were futures on bitcoins. Where do I go for this?