Hell with pranking Josh! Instead, help BFL prank the world.
If you can do better the following example, please provide your submission:
Hello, ________. This is ________ of radio station Wxxx (or Kxxx, provide a convincing one), and in our studios today we Josh and Sonny of Butterfly Labs, located in Kansas City, Kansas. You are live on the air, and have been randomly selected to receive a Bitcoin miner. Say hello to _______, Josh and Sonny.
Hello, _________.
Hi.
You will receive your money making machine in... How long, Josh?
Two weeks.
You hear that, __________? Only two weeks.
<ask if she wants to upgrade>
Sonny wants to know if you desire to upgrade to a faster...
<and if she wants me... I mean Joe's Data Center to host it>
Will you like to have it deliver to your home for only...
<depends how fast ________ wants it delivered>
...It's probably better if your miner were hosted by an honest-to-goodness team of professionals, don't you think, _________?
Do you have any questions for Josh or Sonny, _________, before...
<no questions>
<have ______ direct all questions to Jody Drake, our super-duper customer service chick>
<chick, good one, Sonny>
<blow me>
<oh Sonny, you know I love blowing you>
Guys, guys, no blowing on the air. We have to abide my FCC...
<hearing the words FCC makes me so horny>
<me too, Josh. is that a broomstick over there in the corner?>
