Biscuits thread

[Lethn]

You know... Just because I bought a bunch of jammy dodgers and party rings for no reason today.



OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[Viceroy]

Is this about disco biscuits?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Is this about disco biscuits?

Disco Duck Biscuits is 5...4...3...

[cryptasm]

Party rings are nice but nothing compares to rich tea biscuits

[Viceroy]

No, no, the Disco Biscuits:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Biscuits

[Lethn]

I see your tea biscuits and raise you custard creams

[Kluge]

What?? Those are cookies. A jammy dodger sounds like someone who escaped being raped.

Did the Yankees rename everything after the revolution? It's much more than just a simple dialectical difference.

In UK, appropriate means to misappropriate, apartment implies luxury, fanny refers to a vagina instead of a butt, dogging refers to public sex, cunt is more frequently used to describe men than women, a subway is somewhere you're supposed to walk, a cubicle refers to a bathroom stall instead of an office made of thin, modular walls, cots are cribs (cribs are nativity scenes), skive is hooky, grilling is broiling, hooker doesn't refer to a prostitute, a solicitor is a lawyer, liquor is gravy from broth, a semi refers to a duplex (instead of a semi truck, which is an "articulated lorry"), and tea can refer to a meal. That's only maybe 1/100 of the weird contrasts between US & UK English.

I think we need to decide, here and now, which English our countries should both use. Let's decide it over a football match.

[Lethn]

...... Which football do you mean?

Also, here is a Jammy Dodger:



I should point out I'm from the UK as well and regularly have arguments with them about their words, like over chips and fries >_< *shakes fist*

[Kluge]

chips and freedom fries

ftfy

[Lethn]

chips and freedom fries

ftfy

*stabs with broken bottle* >_<

[Foxpup]

From Australia, I give you a chocolate-covered chocolate-cream-filled chocolate biscuit (or "cookie", as it's known in America):

[cryptasm]

I see your tea biscuits and raise you custard creams

oooh that trumps my rich teas, I'll take you custard creams and raise you shortbread biscuits:

[Mooshire]

reminds me of a tumblr blog where there was british and american people arguing over biscuits and cookies.

[Lethn]

Bourbons motherfucker!

[Lauda]

Damn those looks tasty, now I'm hungry 

[miffman]

Honeycomb Timtams are the best  but they're kind of rare here 

[Kyle91]

[Lauda]

It's breakfast time *_*

[b!z]

Those cookies look terrible. Muffins are the best.

[Lauda]

Those cookies look terrible. Muffins are the best.

They don't look terrible.
I must somewhat agree, muffins are great.