Selling Newly Drawn Spider

[andyspam]

HA! Your ludicrously simple security measures have allowed me to spidernap your precious drawing! I demand one million satoshi in small, unmarked bitcoin deposits or my ninja gets... stabby.

https://i.imgur.com/14BOHzu.jpg

You have 48 hours.

That is clearly not my spider. My spider did not need to have its legs replaced after someone tore its branded skin off.  Nice try, but since its not my spider, it can die.

[TheHarlemSheikh]

My spider did not need to have its legs replaced after someone tore its branded skin off.

Who would do such a thing?? aha... ahaha... muaha.... MUAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[Moogle]

I'll bid only if I can use it as payment for an overdue bill that I have.

I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I'm assuming you would want to use my spider in place of currency to pay off debt.  This is very possible, but you will have to contact the person/company to whom the said dept is owed, attaching the spider that you have purchased.  Then you would state that you will be using the spider in place of payment(This of course would have to happen after you purchased my spider).

I was referring to this:  http://keboch.wordpress.com/2008/11/09/please-accept-this-spider-as-payment/

i loved that story, thats all I could think of when I first read this post. just sounds too stolen. need atleast an original animal to draw :/

[nwfella]

Provided I also receive aforementioned copy of scanned signature as .PDF file I would be willing to bid 5429 satoshi's for it

[andyspam]

Provided I also receive aforementioned copy of scanned signature as .PDF file I would be willing to bid 5429 satoshi's for it

    With an offer that low, I feel insulted. Just my signature alone would be worth that!

[Zeek_W]

Hey! That's Dave Thorntons spider!

[SamuelSG]

I know its been a while, but I saw this just as I was waiting for the plane for a week of work in places without internet (yea, they still do exist).
Thanks for the smile, make that a grin, F*** it, make it an honest roll-on-the-floor chuckle (which really made the other people in the "airport" wonder of my sanity).

I'll give BTC.1 for the snake, the spider, the turtle, and a caribou laying on tundra amidst spruce trees, tripping under the northern lights.
Containing "for The ILM" with the hash showing it was signed by 1AndyspAmPZs5BeK4MhRLMsTfgbT7DTQh9 at the bottom left.

Cheers to you.

[peonminer]

What are ya, 9 years old?

[Mitchell]

What are ya, 9 years old?

What ara ya, humorless?

[peonminer]

What are ya, 9 years old?

What ara ya, humorless?

I lol'd til I couldn't lol anymore. Then I re-read, and re-read again. Then I got stuck in a revolving memory of how persistent andy is to sell his drawings. So much as to make a website. I was not so much trollolling, as I was asking a very serious question.

The thread in general is humorous, but what if Andy is really 8 or 9 years old and is dead serious about selling these drawings? Makes you double take.

[andyspam]

What are ya, 9 years old?

What ara ya, humorless?

I lol'd til I couldn't lol anymore. Then I re-read, and re-read again. Then I got stuck in a revolving memory of how persistent andy is to sell his drawings. So much as to make a website. I was not so much trollolling, as I was asking a very serious question.

The thread in general is humorous, but what if Andy is really 8 or 9 years old and is dead serious about selling these drawings? Makes you double take.

That would be quite the plot twist indeed, but would an 8 or 9 year old really be able to set up a website for selling his spiders?

[vesperwillow]

I literally almost passed out from so much laughter, I couldn't breathe.. this is an awesome thread.

[andyspam]

I literally almost passed out from so much laughter, I couldn't breathe.. this is an awesome thread.

You can breath now though, right? Otherwise you might want to get that checked out...

[vesperwillow]

Not very well.. I will offer the doctor your photos, what is the exchange rate??? Is there a reseller discount?

[andyspam]

Not very well.. I will offer the doctor your photos, what is the exchange rate??? Is there a reseller discount?

The exchange rate is yet to be successfully determined, but I'd say that in a package, all the photos are worth $10 USD.  I guess a 5% reseller discount could be imposed.

[btcton]

Lol, it's very funny how much this thread has gone through since I last posted.

[SamuelSG]

I borrowed $2000 from the local Savings and Loan to start my first business at the age of 10.
Payed it off and made $800 each for me and my partner first year, and were shipping internationally in 3 years.

So yea, an 8 or 9 year old could pull it off, and I would be proud to support their entrepreneurial spirit all the more.

May this thread live on.

[xan_The_Dragon]

wow you got to be kidding