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The amount of money being thrown at ICOs by people who haven't done any research besides the front page of a website and expect the moon and lambos is concerning.
More so, the amount of scammers taking advantage of these people, and greater numbers if they have a convincing whitepaper, is alarming.
I very much personally understand that people need money, but some seem to make a career out of opportunistically fleecing other well meaning people and delivering nothing.
I really do dislike that whole aspect. But I do rather like the core idea of recieving money and delivering nothing, or at least almost nothing.
This is why I'm announcing a GMC (Give Me Coins) which gives multiple benefits (mostly to me) over scam or failed ICOs
FEATURES:
Anonymous TransferNo one can see you sending anything if you don't have anything to send.
Instant and Fee FeeUtilizing the nothing concept it works in similar principles as the anonymous send.
DecentralizationThe project lives in the hearts and minds of those who contribute to the GMC. The more people who contribute the more decentralized it is
(NOTE: Taking a contributors heart and/or mind does not transfer any potential benefit or negative of giving coins to me).
Seamless Gaming Integration:Use your sense of superiority from charity to shout at gamers who didn't give me coins.
OP-receive multi chain integration currently linked with BTC, ETH and ERC20 tokens, XLM, and XSPEC. (More coins to be accepted)
I'll accept those coins and tokens. Post in the thread if you need an address to send to if your preffered payment option is not listed.
OFFICIAL ROADMAP:Q1: I'll not be working on a blockchain/directed acyclic graph hybrid to maintain and preserve against
actualized use of product (AUP), with proof of nothing 3.0 implemented on release.
Q1.5: The wallet that won't be released for the non existent token would allow
quantum insistence by sending your funds all over the network to other people when you create a new address.
If you have no funds then it will put a lein on your house and possessions with a smart contract.
Quarter 2: (electric boogaloo) Lightning network implementation - this would send an electric current through users when trying to send funds. This can incentivise holding.
Q3: Unwavering existential despair
Q4: Push button blockchain deployment - Via a link with smart toilet it would create a new POS* blockchain (logchain) every time you flush (*Piece of Shit).
Q7: Time is now meaningless(This is open to update)
What do you get? 1) You won't have the anxiety of wondering when this will hit an exchange, what ones, or at what price.
2) The knowledge that the value of what you don't can never fluctuate if coinmarketcap change something, or there's bad news from Asia. I take on that risk
3) If you want to give because it gives you the warm and fuzzies then you could have huge gains in some of those.
4) Transfers to me of a substantial amount means I might consider giving you a phone call - To give you a false sense of security about a project (Not necessarily this project though).
THE TEAM:Me: I'm a person who doesn't have many coins or much money at all, no development history either.
I don't have a partnership with bosch but I've used one of their drills and drop saws a few times before, and spoken to the guy at the hardware store.
I mean I didn't speak to him about this project, but words have been exchanged. Well, really it wasn't speaking, more him yelling at me to get out of his shop, but communication has now been opened.
I do work with Microsoft, like products I mean, with Windows 10 on my home PC
BTC: 17LNNp5BC6ekpfXizqzNPXN9sWg8eQ18nF
ETH and ERC20 tokens: 0x11c6708cfFA378E67F844B3dBCA56665B4558EE1
XLM: GD5OP2CTFKKZQBZEOKM6OFGYVYICN4URFCHLXUOWF73YTHPCZFN6GWPU
XSPEC (private wallet): smYnWYQCargaxKGW5nSY1u9ZoA43JgdWFUeK4DoSx5zutt2B9uPyTbgKkDM4DajEHwkS6ak5LWagSYX 4ymAkUS442xwTcJMj3NTgsnThe first seed round is now live with a hard cap of whatever it ends up being.
If it's a requirement that a coin is issued to be posted here then it will be delivered on the car mechanic principal of
"Yeah, I have a bunch of shit on. I'll see when I can get to it but can't guarantee anything".
And those coins/tokens will have absolutely none of the uses described above.
Honestly though if anyone took part I'd just use the coins to see some doctors out of state as access here is terrible for quality specialists, and they're the expensive ones here. Anything else would go to my immediate family. I'm also bored a lot since I can't work (hence this whole lulz), so if you're also bored feel free to send me a PM. There's no guarantee I'll answer the PM like everything else I've offered today, but there's more chance of me returning a PM rather than issuing a coin or token. I'm going to try and keep typing so this just looks like a line across the screen unless you're looking really carefully. I just checked this in preview to get an idea of how much I'm going to have to type to do this so will probably reconsider doing that after I finish typing this bit and hit 'preview'. Yeah I'm like a fifth across the page after that, maybe near a quarter at best. I'm just going to put a line in. Nope, I tried that and it looks way different than the string of text. Even this string of text looks pretty suspect and someone will probably find it really fast, but that is kind of the point. This is a bounty, so the first person to send me a PM saying that they've found this I'll give 2 XLM. I know it's not much, but shit, I'm asking for coins. You can choose to receive either 10% raised from this GMM in a week, or the 2 XLM . Be the first to PM me stating that you've seen this. I highly recommend you choose the 2 XLM because that's probably the only way you'll get something. Unless you want to give me some coins as well and then I'll give you 10% back for this bounty. I honestly wonder how many people pay attention and miss details like this (which is quite obvious). This is too much work to keep typing. I'm just going to copy and paste the whole thing again to fill the screen across. Honestly though if anyone took part I'd just use the coins to see some doctors out of state as access here is terrible for quality specialists, and they're the expensive ones here. Anything else would go to my immediate family. I'm also bored a lot since I can't work (hence this whole lulz), so if you're also bored feel free to send me a PM. There's no guarantee I'll answer the PM like everything else I've offered today, but there's more chance of me returning a PM rather than issuing a coin or token. I'm going to try and keep typing so this just looks like a line across the screen unless you're looking really carefully. I just checked this in preview to get an idea of how much I'm going to have to type to do this so will probably reconsider doing that after I finish typing this bit and hit 'preview'. Yeah I'm like a fifth across the page after that, maybe near a quarter at best. I'm just going to put a line in. Nope I tried that and it looks way different
