This is my FML of today, what is yours?

[ggbtctalk000]

Today I setup my own crypto mining farm and as a precaution installed a smoke detector and fire sprinkler.
At the end of long and hard day, I decided to stretch my muscles and light up a cigarette as a celebration.
But at that instant, the smoke detector picked up my cigarette smoke and activated sprinkler system, destroying nearly all the miners I setup.
FML.

What is your FML today?

[plasmodesmata]

it wasnt today but I bought 29 litecoin to buy a D3 and then a few weeks later the price of Litecoin shot UP and the value of D3 plummeted.