You heard that right! I'm hiring developers for my new Bitcoin trading site! It's going to be viral and awesome, and best of all it'll beat Mt.Gox, Tradehill, and Bitcoin7! My idea will finally give Bitcoin the last juice it needs to be popularly accepted!
Now developers aren't cheap, so I am giving you equity for my next new multi-billion dollar company! After careful consideration, I have decided to give each of you 40% of the company, meaning that if there are 2 other developers working with you, all 3 of you will have a total of 120% of the company!
That's wicked awesome! Developers having more equity than me? Not on my watch, that's why I will have diluted all of your equities down to a total of 10%. But dude, that's still a WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING MONEY!
Once the valuation reaches 6 billion dollars, each of you will have 600 MILLION DOLLARS!
So what are you waiting for? Become a developer for my company and watch your wallet grow big! Plus, as an added bonus, you can watch me sit back and play Starcraft 2 all day long in my condo office.