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January 30, 2018, 04:29:16 AM
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Hi Crypto friends !

I wanted to share some crypto jokes with you, just for fun !


1/ What’s the difference between an average bitcoin miner and an average plumber?   Tongue

An average plumber can at least solve a block.  Grin

2/ What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA?

Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon  Grin

3/  Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin?

They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’    Grin Grin Grin

4/ How many miners does it take to change a lightbulb?

A million - One to do it and 999,999 to verify that he did !  Grin

5/ Why won’t the Icelandic government embrace bitcoin?

They don’t trust anything they can’t freeze  Tongue


6/ I paid a hooker with bitcoins once and asked if I’d ever see her again.

She said sure, next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away.


7/ How many Core devs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will just tell everyone that the risk of getting electrocuted while changing the bulb is too high, and that it's much safer to create a market for candles instead.


8/What's Satoshi's favorite brand of sneakers?

ASICS      Grin Cheesy

 Grin

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